SARA WILD
Special to the Lampoon
A is for adderall
B is for break time!
C is for caffeine
D is for do not disturb (but please do)
E is for extra credit longing
F is for Facebook
G is for GPA calculating
H is for highlighting everything
I is for insane in the membrane
J is for a justifying another break
K is for “kill me”
L is for losing motivation
M is for marrying rich
N is for Netflix
O is for out of Pandora skips
P is for procrastinating
Q is for “quiet” areas
R is for rubber pencil trick
S is for scrolling through Tumblr
T is for tears
U is for unemployment nightmares
V is for various doodles
W is for “where are my group members?”
X is for X-rated thoughts
Y is for yawning
Z is for zzz…