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April 27, 2024
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[OPINION] Lovercolumn: Keeping the Spark Alive

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What the last month of the semester has…

Students behind the arts: Mackenzie White

New Exhibit in the Barker Museum: “The Fredonia Un-Censored”

[OPINION] A proposed plan for trauma-informed care at SUNY Fredonia

Safer sex for college students

[SATIRE] Abby’s silly little birthday list

Vice President for Finance and Administration Michael Kelly resigns

[OPINION] New townhouse policy has residents fed up

The Leader

What’s that Fredonia

Scallion

“Are YOU the person committing arson in Mason Hall?”

Contributor to The Leader
ALEXANDRA WALSH Guest Scallywag Andy Arson, sophomore communication major with a minor in “Spongebob” “F is for fires that we start in Mason U is for University Police N is for no witnesses anywhere down here in Mason Hall.” Mason Fire-Starter, senior pyro major with a minor in lying “Dude,......
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Scallion

“How do YOU feel about underage drinking on campus?”

Contributor to The Leader
ALEXANDRA WALSH Guest Scallywag Jack Daniels, sophomore chemistry major “According to my Rhode Island license, it is legal for me to drink … so does that count as underage?” Bailey Hennessy, freshman party girl with a concentration in strawberry Burnett’s “What the RAs don’t know won’t hurt them. Let the......
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Scallion

“What do YOU think of the possible impeachment of Donald Trump?”

Contributor to The Leader
ALEXANDRA WALSH Guest Scallywag Monnie Lewinski, freshman psychology major with an internship at the White House “He goes to zoom tan, right?” Lenny D., senior environmental science major with a minor in acting “I heard he takes his private jet everywhere, and that is NOT good for the environment. If......
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Scallion

“What’s YOUR favorite part about Willy C’s?”

Contributor to The Leader
ALEXANDRA WALSH Guest Scallywag Christopher Robin, freshman who still gets lost on campus major “The pasta station … wait, that’s Cranston.” Bradley Preston Harrington III, sophomore sports management major with a minor in frat-ology “Uhhhh … I don’t know. The tables are great for beer die, I guess. Die up,......
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Scallion

What’s that, Fredonia? What do YOU think of our incumbent president, Dr. Hefner?

Contributor to The Leader
JOSEPH MARCINIAK Scallion Editor Wanda Plongo, sophomore political science major “Who?” Goulash Jambalaya, senior criminal justice major “I think it’s pretty interesting that the rotting corpse of Hugh Hefner is now the president of Fredonia. What a small world we live in.” Greej Dunkle, freshman anti-mathematics major “If I knew......
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What’s that, Fredonia? What do YOU think of the burning of the Amazon rainforest?

Contributor to The Leader
JOSEPH MARCINIAK Scallion Editor   George Greenback, junior hiding with a lampshade over your head major “I can’t really worry too much. I bought some Crayola crayons the other week. Did you know they plant a tree every time you buy one of their products? I mean c’mon, that’s self......
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