THE FEVER
Staff Lampoonist
Sometimes there are too many skeletons in the closet — or in this case, a common room.
You all know Grissom Hall, made infamous for its “come to Grissom” reference. Deep within the upper floors of Grissom, there holds a secret that only few people know. That is, until now.
There have been hushed whispers of the shenanigans that happen in the first-year suite, mainly the things that go bump in the night — literally. However, all of those rumors can be scrapped because the truth has been revealed. There is actually a skeleton rave happening on a nightly basis.
Along with photo evidence, many items point to the conclusion that the dead have risen for one last shindig.
After multiple stake-outs around Grissom, it has been confirmed that these parties happen quite often, and they’re hotter than any off-campus party.
Some of you may have noticed that a lot of the rooms in Grissom have colorful lights flashing and spinning in the darkness of the room. This is more than just for show — it is a signal that the afterlife is turning up hardcore, and making the most of their eternal retirement.
Normally, these parties are a well kept secret. However, the photo provided, shows indisputable evidence that this is the real deal. They are so crazy, in fact, that one of the regular partygoers, (pictured in the window), seems to have forgotten how to get out the next day, and in turn, exposed the truth to the public.
As expected, these parties are exclusive to the skeletons and other creatures of the night. So unless you’re dead, a vampire or Marilyn Manson, you’d be better off waiting until their Halloween party. You might be able to sneak in with the right costume.