JACLYN SPIEZIA
Staff Scallywag
Jennifer Bandinowitz was celebrating her two year anniversary with the CIA agent spying on her by planning a romantic evening in her dorm room on campus.
Her roommate was away at a volleyball tournament for the weekend, so it looked like Jennifer would have some alone time with the CIA agent, although it didn’t matter if she was alone because she believed he was almost always watching her.
The night went as follows: Jennifer wanted her room to look nice so she set it up, placing fake candles all around and rose petals on the bed. She even made a soft jazz playlist for the evening. She knew he would be logging on to watch her sometime soon if he wasn’t already watching.
Jennifer held a tiny present up to the camera. It was for the agent whom she did not know the identity of, so she went on to refer to him as Tom, because he was always peeping on her. She carefully opened the present and showed him it was a new video camera. She went on to install it to her laptop so he could see her better.
When she sat in front of her laptop, a notification appeared on Facebook from her friend. She read the message sent to her aloud and asked Tom how she should respond. No one responded. “You know me so well,” she smiled and typed a response anyway.
“I bought this dress because I thought you’d like it,” she said, standing up and twirling around in front of the camera. “Look how I set up the room tonight,” she gestured, by picking up the laptop and spinning it so it was in full view of the room.
Suddenly there was a knock on her dorm door, which was subsequently flung open by her hallmate Sarah. When Sarah looked around at the room she became concerned. “Do you have a boyfriend coming over here tonight or something?” she asked Jennifer.
“No, just video chatting with this guy I’ve known for two years now.”
“What guy?” Sarah asked, “Can I see him?”
“Well, no. I mean, I can’t even see him . . . ”
“What the hell do you mean, ‘you can’t see him?’”
“He’s a CIA agent — he just watches me.”
“Oh, okay. I understand. I’ve had one of those guys watching me too. You two have fun tonight.”
And from the background of her laptop came a voice that said, “Thanks.”