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Virginia Horvath harnesses power of sky, claims ‘Dragon Prince’ as inspiration

 

DOM MAGISTRO

Staff Scallywag

 

Clean energy is a rising source of power, and President Virginia Horvath is not going to be left behind. Recently, the president has been seen lowering carbon emissions by riding a bicycle around campus.

Not only has she been using her bike more, but she’s been powering wind turbines, her own bike pedals and pinwheels across campus. Her newfound ability, she claims, came to her after watching the new season of Netflix’s “The Dragon Prince.”

When asked about her use of primal magic, Horvath had this to say: “When Callum harnessed the power of wind and unlocked his sky arcanum, I realized I could do it, too.”

She then drew a rune in the air, muttered “Aspiro” and blew a gust of wind which threw papers from her desk blowing across the room.

As I helped her pick up her papers, I considered her words. I thought of flying and being free. When I breathed in, I realized, I, too, had unlocked the sky arcanum inside me.

Horvath’s training has encouraged me to also purchase a bicycle. She let me in on the secret that the reason buildings on campus seem to be positioned in a way that harnesses and amplifies wind is so she could study and be one with it.

Horvath is worried about me giving away her secrets, though.

“It’s what keeps me special. If everyone can control the wind, then we’d have tornados all over campus,” said Horvath. “Do you know how hard it is to ride a bike in a tornado? I have personal experience with it. I’ve been doing it since I lived in Kansas in the 1930s!”

Horvath reminded me that there are six primal sources and she intends to unlock her own unique arcanum for each one. She believes her abilities are more special than Prince Callum because she has never used a primal stone. She is not afraid of the daunting journey ahead of her as she believes her resolve to be the strongest of any magical being on campus.

 

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