JOSEPH MARCINIAK
Scallion Editor
Get out your tissues, this one’s a tear jerker!
Julia Freedman, a shy freshman just starting at Fredonia, wasn’t really in the mood to socialize and just wanted to get the hall meeting over with.
But the heroic RA of Nixon Hall, Patricia Stronghold, decided she was going to force everyone to do bingo ice breakers.
Louise sat there, terrified, after hearing the RA say, “MEETING ISN’T OVER UNTIL YOU GET A BINGO, HAS TO BE FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE. AFTER YOU’RE DONE, I’LL APPROVE!”
Wow, that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.
Some students, scum that they are, decided to write random initials to get a bingo. But Stronghold thought ahead. She had a list of every student in the hall, and would check to make sure all initials were real. Now THAT’S heroic!
Stronghold was glad to be interviewed.
“I just did what any RA would do,” Stronghold said, standing with a cape she bought for herself to look extra heroic. “If I didn’t, who knows what could’ve happened. Young Freedman could’ve been alone in her room watching Netflix or something. Instead, I heightened her senses and forced her to yell out, ‘ANYBODY HATE THE BEACH?’ and hope somebody would come and sign their initials.”
If you see your heroic RA, remember to thank them for their service to our country and our school.