ALEXANDRA WALSH
Guest Scallywag
Christopher Robin,
freshman who still gets lost on campus major
“The pasta station … wait, that’s Cranston.”
Bradley Preston Harrington III,
sophomore sports management major with a minor in frat-ology
“Uhhhh … I don’t know. The tables are great for beer die, I guess. Die up, dude.”
*aggressively knocks twice on table*
Jeremy Hall,
student who loudly packs up and leaves right after attendance during their MWF 1 p.m. class major with a minor in poor time management
“My favorite part is how long it takes to get my order. It’s a great way to kill time, especially for someone with a schedule like mine. I go every MWF at 1:15 p.m., and it’s packed. If you have a problem with waiting, don’t go at that time.”
Emma Vibez,
junior photography major
“The aesthetic is so perfect for my VSCO pictures. The only downside is they use plastic straws, so Willy C’s isn’t down for saving the turtles.”