ALEXANDRA WALSH
Guest Scallywag
Aquarius:
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could end up in prison. Watch out.
Pisces:
You should buy airpods because the wire on your headphones is very embarrassing.
Aries:
On Friday, you will feel a weight lifted off your shoulder. That’s good, because you were leaning too much and people notice.
Taurus:
Dance to the cha-cha slide. It’s a great alternative to going to the gym.
Gemini:
“Let’s go to work
To the left, take it back now y’all
Two hops this time, two hops this time
Right foot two stomps, left foot two stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Get funky with it, aahhhhhhhhhh yaaaa
Come on, cha cha now y’all”
Cancer:
We know what you did.
Leo:
When life throws punches at you, remember to call for backup because you don’t seem like a fighter.
Virgo:
Just because the Bills are doing okay, doesn’t mean you are okay. Maybe you can call Josh Allen for tips.
Libra:
This weekend, you will be seeing some snacks at your dinner table … I’m not talking about chips.
Scorpio:
You know the saying, “Beer is cheaper than milk. I should buy that instead.” You most certainly should, just not at Crosby’s, because beer is not cheaper than milk there.
Sagittarius:
How do you even pronounce this?
Capricorn:
Ever wonder why some days could be so perfect that it seems too good to be true? Be careful this week Capricorn, something will happen to you that is so unbelievable. The next thing you know, you’re just waking up to your alarm going off.
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