ARIES
You aren’t winning
that costume contest
this year.
TAURUS
You’re really being
a sexy mermaid …
Don’t drown in the
creek … or do
LEO
Vampires like blood …
especially yours, Leo.
VIRGO
You are a trick
and a treat, Virgo.
Yummmmm.
CANCER
Freddy’s coming to
get you.
GEMINI
Freddy Kruger is
coming to visit on Water
street this weekend.
#nightmareonWaterStreet
SCORPIO
Boo.
SAGITTARIUS
AHH! That scared
me, Scorpio.
LIBRA
When the clock strikes
midnight on Friday,
something will happen.
Beware. Mwaha.
CAPRICORN
The only thing scary
about this weekend
is how you won’t
remember it.
AQUARIUS
IT will approach
you this Halloween
weekend. Watch out,
or you’ll float too.
PISCES
Pisces did the mash, they
did the monster mash
(the monster mash), it
was a graveyard smash
(Pisces did the mash), it
caught on in a flash
(Pisces did the mash),
they did the monster
mash