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Horrorscopes

ARIES

You aren’t winning
that costume contest
this year.

TAURUS

You’re really being
a sexy mermaid …
Don’t drown in the
creek … or do

LEO

Vampires like blood …
especially yours, Leo.

VIRGO

You are a trick
and a treat, Virgo.
Yummmmm.

CANCER

Freddy’s coming to
get you.

GEMINI

Freddy Kruger is
coming to visit on Water
street this weekend.
#nightmareonWaterStreet

SCORPIO

Boo.

SAGITTARIUS

AHH! That scared
me, Scorpio.

LIBRA

When the clock strikes
midnight on Friday,
something will happen.
Beware. Mwaha.

CAPRICORN

The only thing scary
about this weekend
is how you won’t
remember it.

AQUARIUS

IT will approach
you this Halloween
weekend. Watch out,
or you’ll float too.

PISCES

Pisces did the mash, they
did the monster mash
(the monster mash), it
was a graveyard smash
(Pisces did the mash), it
caught on in a flash
(Pisces did the mash),
they did the monster
mash

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