BRIAN CECALA
Guest Scallywag
Listen here, whoever it is designs the anime characters: I AM STRAIGHT!
So stop making your characters these hot twinky boys, capeesh? Stop pushing your far left agenda to make me attracted to men.
Yes, I find your characters extremely attractive but that’s because you keep drawing them so goddamn handsome!
I was watching this show, “GoGos Silly Journey” (it’s a really simple anime about training a group of warriors to harness the power of squatting in order to move at super speed to catch goblins and beat them in combat). (But in the third season, they develop ghost powers to summon spirits and capture the intergenerational villain BIO). (It’s very good, I swear, but it’s not good until the 36th episode, trust me).
Anway, let me be straight and stop infecting my entertainment with neo-political attacks on my masculinity.
It’s gotten so bad that I had a dream last night that the main character gave me a passionate kiss on the lips.
If I was gay, I would have a crush on my very handsome, very nice and very funny friend, Kevin.
So below, I have drawn an example of how to draw non-political character designs for anime. Thank you.
*Okay one time I had a very similar dream about Kevin but I was in a really weird headspace because I just ACCIDENTLY stumbled upon “two guys kissing prank” on YouTube so it doesn’t count.