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Check out my friend’s moving Hank Hill impression

BRIAN CECALA

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I was chilling with my buddy Kyle during these unprecedented times, when out of the blue he turned to me and said, “Hey Brian check this out…”

What happened next was like a slice of heaven — Kyle had managed to do a PERFECT Hank Hill impression from the hit T.V show ‘King of the Hill.’

I had to share this with the world, so here’s the transcript of our interview.

Me: Thanks for sitting down with us, Kyle. Now how did you discover you had such a gift?

Kyle: Well I like the show and I always thought, “that Hank guy sure does have a silly voice,” so I just tried my best to copy it.

Me: Could you do a bit of it for us?

Kyle: Now Peggy, I sell propane and propane accessories.

Graphic by Sarah Hughston

Me: Wow. Just incredible. It’s like listening to the real thing.

Kyle: Thanks.

Me: Do you think this is what America needs in these unprecedented times?

Kyle: Yeah there has been an unprecedented amount of division and stress for American lives and sometimes we just need to sit back and take a lil’ giggle at the small things.

Me: Can you do it again?

Kyle: I have a sense of humor, I laugh at Tony Danza.

It was at this moment I put my hands on my face in shock and I realized I had been crying euphoric tears of joy.

It was as if all the bleeding and pain I had ever felt in my life had never happened.

I was at peace and unity with the universe, we melded into one and for this brief moment of singularity, I understood what genuine meaningful happiness felt like. 

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