BRIAN CECALA
Guest Scallywag
You heard me right; I heard a crazy noise coming from my 14-year-old son’s room.
So, being the good father that I am, I busted through the door. There was PORN on his computer and I was furious so I asked him what the deal was.
My son insisted he was just sitting there and then it popped up on his screen. There could only have been one explanation… GHOSTS hacked my son’s computer and forcibly installed porn.
I decided to invest in a black light in order to see if I could detect traces of ghosts. When I took it to his room and plugged it in, the room was a glow! His bed and his computer have ECTOPLASM everywhere.
I called Microsoft support and asked what we would do if ghosts haunted our computer, but they refused to help us.
Your computer may be at risk. Check your search history to see if ghosts are Googling things like, “Hot single mom shows teens a good time.”
I assuredly CANNOT stress this enough; if there are signs of ectoplasm in your rooms, please seek for a priest to cleanse the entire house.
You cannot be too safe. I hired a professional ghost painter to examine my house and give a visual image of what this ghost may look like.
IF YOU SEE THIS MAN EMAIL ME AT CECALABRIAN@GMAIL.COM
