HANNAH BLIDY
Staff Scallywag
Aries: You will become complacent these next 4 years. <3
Taurus: Stop being mean to your hot gamer gf. :/
Gemini: You’re boolin. Everything will stay the same. 🙂
Cancer: You will get a 4 for 4 this week. At the red-head girl place.
Leo: Someone will tell you their true feelings for you.
Virgo: You gotta shoot your shot my friend.
Libra: Just write your fucking essay already dude.
Scorpio: Things are lookin’ up, kid.
Sagittarius: You’re gonna get a really great grade! AND it’s gonna boost your self-esteem!
Capricorn: Pick your own horoscope. Any of the above.
Aquarius: Manifest that B- pal!!
Pisces: Nope. Just nope.