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HANNAH BLIDY

Staff Scallywag

the signs in one word or less

aries: moist

taurus: bug

gemini: beanz 

cancer: maldives

leo: angry

virgo: lightswitch

libra: pretty 

scorpio: FIRE!!!!!

sagittarius: lamp

capricorn: what?

aquarius: hat

pisces: orange

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