HANNAH BLIDY
Staff Scallywag
How the signs spend their mental health days
aries: definitely not the homework they’ve been meaning to do since week 2
taurus: listening to chug jug with you 12 hour version
gemini: playing modded minecraft for the entire day, only stopping to piss and eat pizza
cancer: doin’ homework like a lame-o
leo: eating exactly 13 and a half pineapples
virgo: hotbox but with cigarettes
libra: smoking……… herbs. you know, like roses… and stuff…
scorpio: Making Enemies
sagittarius: pissin in a jar
capricorn: sorry idk about capricorn no one ever talks about you on tiktok
aquarius: listening to rick astley’s never gonna give you up 8 hour version
pisces: idk probably crying