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HANNAH BLIDY

Staff Scallywag 

the signs as stuff in fredonia

aries: Sunny’s

taurus: strawberry lemonade from Starbucks

gemini: Uppercrust 

cancer: Reed Library

leo: the clock tower

virgo: Canadaway Street

libra: overpriced sweatshirt at the bookstore 

scorpio: Muldoon’s

sagittarius: Tuscany

capricorn: the F in Fredonia that got stolen that one time 

aquarius: dog food smell

pisces: post office

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