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Time isn’t real and we are accelerating into Hell

BRIAN CECALA

Staff Scallywag 

Time Photographed by Amir Ghoorchiani

I was going to write an article about Gavin Newsom and the California recall but it’s been less than a week and it’s already not relevant to the news cycle anymore.

The human conscious experience has accelerated to only remembering things that happened in the last five days. Time isn’t real and we are approaching the need for a post-biological society. The Earth as we have shaped it is turning into an inhabitable hell zone. 

CHRIS PRATT IS PLAYING MARIO. THE WORLD EQUILIBRIUM IS OUT OF BALANCE.

You are not real. I am screaming into an empty abyss in which my thoughts echo only in my empty skull. 

This Sisyphean task we collectively live has reached a breaking point. The blood of the many will flow through the streets if a course correction is not taken. 

HOW IS THERE ANOTHER MINION MOVIE COMING OUT IN 2020? WHO IS WATCHING THESE? 

The criers were right. Those who held signs saying “the end is near” had been right and we the fools were too blind to see our transgressions. How we let our pride and arrogance consume our every thought!

We have engaged with consumption beyond the point of urgency. We are ouroboros that have reached our own head. But the momentum we have gained leads us to our inevitable end. We have propagated false idols in celebrities. 

WE SPENT 200 MILLION DOLLARS MAKING A DISNEY RIDE INTO A GRITTY MOVIE STARRING DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON.

Our only hope is to accept the warm embrace of the heat death of the universe. This will be our great reset and hopefully, we will find solace in the next iteration of life. 

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