JAY BYRON
Staff Scallywag
Hi friends! Here’s another horoscopes article for you. Here’s what you should be for Halloween, since obviously now is the time to think about it.
Aries: Three Man Hill with your friends.
Taurus: Ask your friends what breed of dog you are and be that specific dog.
Gemini: Calzone from DP Dough.
Cancer: Something something politics. Make everyone cringe!
Leo: Me, Jay Byron.
Virgo: Something something religion. Make everyone guffaw! Jk. Sexy nurse or whatever.
Libra: Pun time! Make people really confused. Then, explain it to literally everyone because no one gets it.
Scorpio: Muppet.
Sagittarius: Avocado.
Capricorn: Your favorite professor.
Aquarius: Just don’t do it. Be yourself. Make people mad at you.
Pisces: Your mom. B)