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[SATIRE] Horoscopes 11/9

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JAY BYRON
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Hello friends, here’s the first thing on your playlist for November!

Aries: “Bang Bang” by Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj

Taurus: “Michael in the Bathroom” by Be More Chill

Gemini: “Buddy Holly” by Weezer

Cancer: “Anti-Hero” by Taylor Swift

Leo: “Axel F” by Crazy Frog

Virgo: “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey

Libra: Refer to Gemini.

Scorpio: “Creep” by Radiohead

Sagittarius: “Read U Wrote U” by Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars S2 Final Four

Capricorn: “Nobody” by Mitski

Aquarius: “Sweater Weather” by The Neighbourhood

Pisces: Refer to Libra. 

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