JAY BYRON
Staff Scallywag
Hello Fredonia! I’m feeling inspired by The Leader’s Managing Editor Chloe Kowalyk’s idea: what pasta type are you?
Aries: Linguine. In your heart, you are just a stranger, bigger noodle than most other noodles.
Taurus: Bucatini. You try hard to be better than everyone else. Sometimes it works.
Gemini: Farfalle. You’re cute, but people can’t decide if they love or hate you for that.
Cancer: Spaghetti. You’re reliable and everyone cherishes you.
Leo: Campanelle. You love being different, don’t you?
Virgo: Pastina. Everyone loves you since you give people hope. You’re a star!
Libra: Gnocchi. You are versatile and you make everyone feel at home.
Scorpio: Macaroni. Classic, cute and everyone has a very strong opinion about you.
Sagittarius: Orzo. You’re only good for soup.
Capricorn: Orecchiette. You pick up everyone’s messes.
Aquarius: Lasagna. You think you’re really cool for this, but you only have one talent. Sorry.
Pisces: Mini wheels. Omg, is that you? It’s been forever! Very nostalgic and kind.