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[SCALLION] New Fall 2023 Courses We Highly Recommend

MEGAN KIDBY

Assistant Scallion Editor

EJ JACOBS

Assistant Life and Arts Editor 

Photo taken from pixabay.

Spring has sprung at Fredonia! It’s now that special time of the semester where people scramble to pick a class that isn’t full and meets the requirements that you need. Luckily, we’ve found some hidden gem classes Fredonia just dropped that will definitely spark your interest.

CRN     Subj   Crse    Sec   Cred    Title

78592  PHED    285      1       .5     VOGUING 101

  Time: 3-3:50 pm    Day: MWF 

Get ready to death drop and slay the haus down boots with your vouging professor, your classmates, and that one guy who really had NO idea what he was signing up for. We already have our heels and hands ready to go.

CRN     Subj   Crse    Sec   Cred    Title

41876    SPST    100      1       2     DOUCHEBAG 101: THE ART OF BRO

  Time: 2-3:50 am    Day: MTWRF

 Douchebag 101: The Art of Bro is the ultimate class for dudes who LOVE Andrew Tate and everything he stands for. Taught by that one guy who gives people creepy stares as they pass by in the bars, Douchebag 101 is the perfect class to learn topics such as: Brofessionalism, Anti-broppression and how to have Patrick Bateman ideals in the 21st Century.

CRN     Subj   Crse    Sec   Cred    Title

96852   PHED   250      1       2     INTERMEDIATE PARKOUR

  Time: 8:00am-8:50 pm    Day: F

There are no prerequisites, we meet on a three man hill, we jump, that’s it. 

CRN     Subj   Crse    Sec   Cred    Title

87423   PHIL    369      1         3    THE GROUPIES OF FREDDY 

  Time: 8:00am-8:50 pm    Day: MWF

This class dives deep into the small group of people at Fredonia that worship our blue devil mascot Freddy. Why do they do this? Where do they meet? Do they worship the mascot costume itself or the man in the costume? So many questions that will be answered in this wonderful course.

CRN     Subj   Crse    Sec   Cred    Title

72369   THEA   404      1         4    BE SLAY NOT SLAYED: THE ART OF SURVIVING                FASHION CULTURE

  Time: 11:00pm-1:00 am    Day: Sat

This class has everything. Taught by Stefon of SNL fame. Learn how to rock an Ed Hardy shirt, find the hottest clubs in Fredonia/Dunkirk and especially how to lock in a man like Seth Meyers.

CRN     Subj   Crse    Sec   Cred             Title

87134  LANG   240    5    not enough     ESSENTIAL SIMLISH

  Time: 8-8:50 am    Day: TR 

Essential Simlish teaches you the language of the characters in the Sims franchise. Throughout this class you’ll learn valuable phrases such as “sul sul” (hello) or “Oh feebee lay” (SUNY Fredonia is running out of class ideas). 

We hope some of these courses fill the requirements you need to complete your degree! If they don’t, there’s always next semester, then next year, then forever. You can never leave.

-Megan and EJ <3

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