JACE JACOBS
Assistant Editor of The Scallion
Hey guys. I don’t know how to start this off but I just want to let everyone know two things: 1. Midterms are quickly approaching and 2. The end is nigh. These things might be related but I’m not entirely sure, mercury is in crab rangoon or something I think. Anyways, as midterms stampede towards us like a flock of rabid geese, I’m here to let you all know what (minor) inconveniences I see troubling you as the week progresses. Please be careful and take care of each other, and DO NOT LOOK ANY OF THE CAMPUS GEESE IN THE EYES. They can smell fear.
