JACE JACOBS
Assistant Editor of The Scallion, Amateur Skeleton Wrangler
Happy spooky season Fredheads (I know spooky season is an outdated phrase but I’m allowed to use it, I keep my Halloween decorations up year-round so you can’t judge me)!
I have discovered a recent passion of mine, and that is wrangling skeletons.
Lately everywhere I go, it seems like I see at least one type of skeleton that is both spooky and kind of cool.
So, I have brought it upon myself to assign each zodiac sign a different skeleton I have encountered in the wild (or maybe I’m telling the skeletons what their signs are. To be honest, I’m still learning how this all works).
Please read with caution lest ye bones be rattled.
