MEGAN KIDBY
Scallion Editor
*sigh* I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment.
On November 23, I made a horrible mistake.
At around 2:30 p.m. EST, my grandfather entrusted me with the most sacred part of a white person’s Thanksgiving: the macaroni and cheese.
Unlike Colleen Ballinger, I will actually create a formal apology that not only expresses how sorry I am but will also not include a HORRIBLE ukulele song.
Here is that apology:
Thanksgiving, a time dedicated to gratitude and togetherness, carries a special significance for all of us. Except for those that don’t celebrate Thanksgiving…but that’s besides the point.
It is a moment when we come together to celebrate the blessings in our lives, sharing laughter, stories and of course, a hearty meal.
Unfortunately, my contribution to this year’s feast fell short of the standards my family holds dear.
The mac and cheese, a dish that carries its own nostalgic and comforting charm, became an unintentional casualty of my missteps in the kitchen. I want to acknowledge the impact this may have had on the overall experience and assure you that I deeply regret any sense of letdown or frustration it may have caused.
In reflecting on the events leading up to the mishap, I have identified several areas where I could have exercised greater care and attention. Perhaps it was the rush of the holiday preparations or an oversight in the recipe, but I am committed to understanding and rectifying the mistakes that led to the subpar outcome of a dish that is typically a highlight of my Thanksgiving spread.
More than a simple dish, mac and cheese holds sentimental value as a symbol of comfort and tradition.
I understand the importance of this meal to families, and I am genuinely sorry for any disruption my mistake may have caused to the cherished atmosphere of our Thanksgiving gathering.
I want to assure you that I take full responsibility for the lapse in judgment and execution that resulted in the less-than-perfect mac and cheese.
While I cannot undo what has been done, I am committed to learning from this experience and taking proactive measures to ensure that such oversights do not occur in the future. I have already begun researching and practicing different techniques to improve my culinary skills and enhance my contributions to our shared meals.
It is my hope that this apology can convey the depth of my regret and the earnestness of my commitment to making amends.
Thanksgiving is a time for forgiveness and understanding, and I sincerely hope that you can find it in your heart to accept my apology.
I understand the effort and care that goes into orchestrating a seamless holiday gathering, and I am truly sorry for any disruption my actions may have caused.
If there is anything I can do to rectify the situation or contribute positively to future celebrations, please do not hesitate to let me know.
I value our time together and the bonds that make our gatherings special, and I am determined to ensure that my contributions add to the joy and warmth of our shared experiences.
I look forward to the opportunity to demonstrate my commitment to making amends and creating more joyful memories in the future.