MEGAN KIDBY
Scallion Editor
In honor of this special issue, I wanted to highlight some quotes from the most amazing men … Elon Musk and Andrew Tate.
These beautiful men have really paved the way for strong and powerful females like me.
Once, I was just a self-conscious girl and I had zero prospects whatsoever.
Now that I’ve found the alpha universe and the men who run it, I have become a proud alpha woman.
Now I’m sure some of you are thinking “Megan … Andrew Tate and Elon Musk are actually horrible people. Think of all of the anti-feminist things they’ve said.”
To that, I say: Would someone who believes women are inferior say that women belong to the man when they’re married? I don’t think so. Someone who respects women would absolutely say that.
Would they also make a tweet talking about making a university only for it to be a tits joke?
Absolutely!
That’s the most feminist thing to do. Some women have boobs, my friends.
Here are a couple of quotes from Andrew Tate that really inspire me to be a confident woman:
“Men can cheat, women can’t.”
“I was getting on a plane and I could see through the cockpit that a female was the pilot and I took a picture and I said, ‘most women I know can’t even park a car, why is a woman flying my plane?’ and they banned me.”
“18 to 19-year-old women are more attractive than 25-year-olds because they’ve been through less d*ck.”
“I don’t sleep with vaccinated women.”
“I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR unless you’re a hot female… If you’re some fat dude and you just had a heart attack and I don’t really know you, you’re gonna die… No, not even if you’re a friend.”
“Society’s expectations of men are much higher than the societal expectations of females.”
I don’t know how you’re feeling, but I know I’m feeling totally safe and comfortable in my body and in my femininity.
Andrew Tate really loves women and believes we’re equal to men in every way.
You know who else believes this?
I DO IT’S ELON MUSK!
Elon Musk has done wonderful things to support all women! Here is a list of things he has done to support us:
- Running a company (Tesla), where a female worker said sexual harassment was “rampant,”
- Running a company (X), which ran sponsored “timeline takeover” content from PragerU, a fringe conservative organization, promoting its new “so-called” documentary on transgender people.
- Blaming Crossroads School for Arts & Sciences in Santa Monica for infecting his trans daughter with the “woke mind virus.”
- Shared “What is a Woman?”, a 2022 online film by “The Daily Wire”’s Matt Walsh that urges intolerance of trans people and opposes medical intervention for trans children on his X account with the caption “Every parent should watch this.”
Wasn’t that such a girly pop thing for him to do?
Honestly, I feel like nothing is wrong with the men who have invaded our media conglomerates and the things they stand for.
If it were up to me, I’d genuinely let the gross, disgusting old men run the world because they have the right things in mind when it comes to us females.
Thank you for reading my article and I will go back to the kitchen now.
… are the toxic men gone? …
PHEW OKAY PEOPLE I CAN SPEAK FREELY.
These toxic men who think they can stop us need to be proved wrong.
We are strong, hard-working, dedicated and amazing individuals who need to go up to these gross stinky men and kick them in their shins (not actually because The Leader does not condone violence on campus).
They say behind every man is a strong woman but I believe that a strong woman should shove the man aside and take her own place in the line.
As one of my favorite feminists, Chrissy Chlapecka, says: “HE’S JUST A GUY! BLOCK HIM AND HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR!”