ABIGAIL JACOBSON
Asst. News Editor
The greatest day in history has arrived.
My birthday.
I never used to like my birthday. Mainly because I shared it with my twin sister, my aunt and a load of other people.
Rude.
Why did all these people have to be born on MY birthday??? I should have a day to myself since I am so special.
That was all sarcasm (not all of it)!
Having to share my birthday with my twin sister, Sarah, who, might I add almost killed me in the womb, has always been special. We each had our own cake, our own cards and most of the time, our own gifts.
If you know what it’s like to have a sibling, you KNOW you will almost always share things such as clothes, books, games and even a bedroom. Sometimes you don’t share your things and end up stealing each other’s clothes (I promise Sarah I will give you back your shirt.)
I know what y’all are thinking: Abby, why are you telling us this?
Because, since my birthday is soon, April 24 to be exact, I am expecting each and every one of you dear readers to get me a gift. If you don’t, I will be severely hurt and cry (I won’t for real but you should totally get me a gift).
Since my sister and I are turning 21 (BIG SLAY FOR THE JACOBSON TWINS), I have made up a list of things only I want for my birthday.
- Fungi furniture by Pual Octavious
If y’all have not seen these pieces of furniture this artist makes, YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT HIS INSTAGRAM!
His Instagram is @pualoctavious and the furniture??
HELLO?? It’s beautiful.
It’s not for sale sadly but I mean y’all could make it happen and get it for me.
- Life supply of Lindt chocolates
Best chocolate ever. Like no offense to anyone who likes Dove or Hershey but Lindt has the best chocolate EVER!
It’s a bit expensive but guys, it’s my birthday. Y’all have to go all out, like come on.
- Triple chocolate cookies
Since we are having a discussion of chocolate, instead of a cake for my birthday, I am requesting triple chocolate cookies. With a tall glass of milk.
- Squishmallows
I LOVE Squishmallows. I wouldn’t say I have an obsession with them but rather I like to collect.
Do not look at my bed, I totally don’t have like 50. That’s a crazy accusation guys come on.
- Signed album from Laufey
Laufey is my FAVORITE artist ever. To receive a signed album from her would be a blessing. I would cry.
- Someone to pay off all of my student loans and tuition
I am broke. I cannot afford this anymore so someone should totally pay off all of my student loans and my tuition. Also, it would help relieve stress from Mrs. Jacobson so y’all should totally do that. My mom deserves it.
- For program cuts to not happen (y’all please)
I don’t even have to describe how we all feel about this.
- Appa from Avatar: The Last Airbender
I LOVE APPA AND I LOVE AVATAR. It won’t be too hard, just look at the sky for a flying bison. Thank you.
- Every single Bridgerton book ever made
I just recently started watching Bridgerton and oh my goodness this show is amazing. Finding out it’s based on a book series?? AND I LOVE BOOKS!
- Slide Whistle
Loved these from that one Spongebob episode and then found out our Life & Arts editor has some. I want one.
- Double papasan chair from Amazon
- This is the PERFECT piece of furniture for me to curl up and read a book (I totally won’t fall asleep in it).
- Naked Wolfe Spice Black Stretch Boots.
Look them up and you will understand why I NEED THESE BOOTS!
- To star in Mamma Mia
I have no acting experience whatsoever. HOWEVER, this is my favorite movie so y’all could put in a good word for me and we can just remake the movie.
- Cottagecore dresses
I love wearing dresses, especially if they fit the cottagecore vibe. Preferably love a nice blue, green or lilac purple.
- Fortnite V-bucks
Self explanatory. I need V-bucks to buy more girly pop skins.
- A lot of money to buy whatever books I want from Barnes and Noble
I’m a book lover so y’all should totally make this happen for me.
- A million dollars
Come on guys, not that hard.
I would have done a list of 21 however I simply cannot think of anything else I want.
So each and every one of you lovely readers can get me a gift for my birthday.
I will be expecting them so don’t let me down.