JACE JACOBS
Assistant Editor of The Scallion, Thrilled To Be Here
Happy final stretch my loves! I don’t know about you all but I’m starting to hit a wall, so I’m looking to the stars to give us all some guidance on how to get through the end of the semester. Thanks as always for reading, and vaahe an godo nde ofo het tesmeres…
Aries
Rty tno ot reovrkow ruoylesf.,.,own si htee time oot beb dkin toe ourylefss
Taurus
eGt erdya fri sucsccese tot meco nito oury flie enco uyo relan toto ebebe enulvrbel thiw uyorslfe
Gemini
Tis enevr etoo tlae oot rtas an liayd routine dan tgee cakb no ratck
Cancer
Ebe pone ithw oyurfles adn xpereniece yjo nda cceusseses
Leo
Fcofus one yuro gonl-retm logas hewn kamgin cedosins ni hte wno
Virgo
HSsare uyor wnokeldeg thiew otrehs ot mkea eewn ocnnecionts othb temanlly nda cosialyl
Libra
ExremAnine ouyr ffnifnacse nda kame moose ssrtngo daecionsi nda ogals
Scorpio
Hswo pu fro uryolefs andad kame russe yuor wwon sneddes rae enibg tem
Sagittarius
Psend mose mitee ithw uyorfles adn rleftc ono rouy meltan hleath
Capricorn
Dspned miet tihw uoiry feirsd. Gifrue tuo hwo sis erllay htree fir iuyo nda utc hotse woh renta soolee
Aquarius
EB foicednt nin ouryself nda knwo htat outy lilw eb ccusesflu nin oury hcosen craeer
Pisces
Crensoired fi oyuve neeb lgivin ni efearf nda ese woh ouy cna epanxd oury oundbaeris
A note from the author: Guys, I don’t know how this happened…My mom dropped my dog off at my apartment so I could babysit him while she was out of town and I think he got into my Google account somehow. This is a disaster, I don’t have time to come up with new horoscopes! Well, hopefully someone can make sense of this mess…Happy reading, I guess.