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[SATIRE] An interview with The Bachelor’s winner, Henry Domst

ABIGAIL JACOBSON

Asst. News Editor

Henry Domst, who won The Leader’s bachelor event.
Photo by Chloe Kowalyk, Editor in Chief.

Good day, ladies, gentlemen, non-binary people and, of course, the contestants of The Bachelor! 

I have some very, VERY exciting news to share with all of you, dear readers.

As some of you may know, there was a recent event titled “The Bachelor,” which involved our dear Assistant Scallion Editor, who might I add is also the most amazing bachelor we have ever seen, Jace Jacobs.

The Bachelor, a one-of-a-kind wonderful event, was held in search of finding our dear bachelor, the love of his life. 

Whoever won the heart of our bachelor, was rewarded a date with Jacobs. Truly an amazing experience, but only one could win Jacobs’ heart.

So who stole Jacobs’ heart? Who made Jacobs’ heart skip a beat? 

It was none other than Henry Domst, The Leader’s own Design Editor. 

How did Domst win the heart of our dear, beloved Assistant Scallion Editor?

It’s quite simple: No one wants a faker and Domst made sure he was far from that.

“I just wanted to make sure I was myself [and] made sure I presented myself in a good way,” Domst said.

When Domst first saw Jacobs, he could tell our bachelor was a bit nervous (I mean who wouldn’t be when you have all these people wanting to go on a date with you). 

“[I think he] didn’t realize it was going to be such a big whole thing, but he thought he had a great time during the whole thing,” said Domst.

There were many contestants and all fell short of Jacobs’ heart.

Did Domst believe he would win our horoscope writers’ heart? Was Domst’s sign, Cancer, compatible with a one-of-a-kind Taurus?

“I didn’t expect it at all,” said Domst.

But when it was down to just two people and our beloved bachelor had to pick one, Jacobs picked Domst.

“I was surprised,” said Domst. 

The last event was karaoke, and according to Domst, he wasn’t the best singer. 

Instead of singing his heart out to Jacobs, he provided a performance in order to be his true self and capture Jacobs’ heart.

In the end, Domst won the heart of Jace Jacobs.

The two lovers went on a beautiful date to the Ellicottville Brewing Company in Fredonia, NY. 

According to Domst, the date spent with Jacobs was good and he would, of course, go on a second date with him. 

To all of the other contestants who lost the battle for Jacobs’ heart, Domst had one thing to say to all of you.

“They put up a good effort but clearly the winner was chosen rightfully so,” said Domst.

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