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Horoscopes: What should your sign dress up as for Halloween?

ABIGAIL MILLER

Editor-in-Chief

As the leaves change and my body begins to resist doing anything that resembles schoolwork, I know one thing: it is time. Dust off those black glittery stilettos that you only wear once a year. Dig out the costume you’ve been reusing since freshman year from the back of your closet. Search for the cheap expired makeup that causes facial rashes. It’s Halloween time. 

If you’re like me, that means you’ve waited until the very last minute to plan out what Halloween costume you’re going to wear. Well, you’re in luck because I’m here to tell you exactly what your sign should dress up as for Halloween. 

Aries 

Hercules 

You know I had to include some couples costumes in my suggestions. And what can I say? You’re the Hercules to my Meg. Get yourself a gold chest-plate and matching skirt with a chunky brown belt and you’re all set. Besides, you’re already my hero. 

Taurus 

Superbad

Whether you’re Seth, Evan, or McLovin’ himself, this look won’t take much effort. Spill some Kool-Aid on your pants or get a red shirt to recreate the fake driver’s license and you’ll find yourself gravitating to the nearest empty laundry detergent container. 

Gemini

Zack & Cody

Tap into your inner childhood by donning cargo pants and those cringey nerd shirts. Extra points if you get red sweatshirts and reenact the Danimals sweepstakes commercial. Extra points also apply if you say every so often “Going up! Going down!” to mimic their Disney “Tipton Trouble” game. 

Cancer

Sabrina Carpenter

There are few popstars that I could name that are currently getting as much attention as Sabrina Carpenter, except for Chappell Roan. Luckily, you have the option of teaming up with the Virgos to make interpretations of both of these queens a reality. Get a super-short sparkly dress and platform high heels. Hair that looks as close to perfection as possible and lipstick marks in various places will take this look to the next level.

Leo

The cast of Until Dawn – Remastered

If you’re anything like me, you’ve seen the hype surrounding the rerelease of this classic horror video game. With the increased success of YouTuber Berleezy’s playthrough of the game, you can be reminded of just how classic the game really is. There’s a plethora of characters to choose from, but I recommend going as the icon herself — Sam. Grab gray leggings, a headlamp and some running sneakers to become one of the most universally-loved characters in video game history.

Virgo

Chappell Roan 

One of the most vital parts of resembling Chappell Roan is the makeup, so if you’re not well-versed enough to be a YouTube beauty guru, this costume may not be for you. For all the could-be Michelle Phans, this is your time. Take inspiration from drag queen makeup to create a look with bold features, bright colors and as much glitter as humanly possible. Top with a curly red wig, a tiara and a blue prom dress and you’re hot to go. 

Libra

Frat bros 

Fair warning: this look is more than just its costume. This requires dedication. For one night (and no more, please) you must talk in the lowest possible voice you can. It is essential that you muster all of the confidence of a man who has a 1.5 GPA and has never experienced hardship. And finally, you mustn’t forget the vital levitating hat, perched precariously enough so that it gives the illusion that you are Jimmy Neutron but not haphazardly enough so that it actually ever falls. 

Scorpio

Cowgirl/Cowboy

Out of all of the costume recommendations here, this is no doubt the most versatile. Change it up to however you wish to be presented, just don’t forget your cowboy hat and boots! Extra points if you theme your costume around Glen Powell from the new “Twisters” movie.

Sagittarius 

The Jonas Brothers 

This costume idea is elite because it can fit friend groups of several sizes. Only have one friend? Go as Nick and Joe — unfortunately, Kevin is usually left out anyway. A group of three makes the golden trio of Nick, Joe and Kevin. If you have a four-friend ensemble, this costume can still be for you. Please get representation for all of the Frankie Jonas’ of the world — often forgotten, but never by me. 

Capricorn

Axel Foley

A beloved character played by a beloved actor gives you the perfect opportunity to embrace your inner charisma. Pair a varsity jacket with blue jeans and a smile that no one can resist and you’ll have everyone around you whistling to your theme song. Younger generations will know you from the newest movie and older generations will recognize you from the original trilogy.

Aquarius

Disney prince/princess

Being a Disney prince or princess is always a go-to costume option because you can decide which character you’d like to be based on how you identify in real life. From Tiana to Moana, Eric to Shang and Mulan to Cinderella, your options are plentiful.

Pisces

The Hex Girls 

Anyone who’s anyone has seen “Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost.” And anyone who has an ounce of fashion sense knows that the Hex Girls are among the franchise’s most iconic characters. Gather a group with a blonde, redhead and black-haired baddie and pick up the discarded Rock Band set from your nearest thrift store and you’re ready to perform to the masses.

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