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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What basic costume will you wear on Halloween?

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IZZIE NOELLE 

Horror-scope Writer 

HALLOWEEN IS APPROACHING! I am sooo beyond excited for Halloween and most importantly, excited to dress up. Now, I know that the horoscopes usually center around costumes, so I’m doing my take on that! I’m gonna tell you what basic costume I think you’ll wear for Halloween. 

Aries

Superhero

You’re bold and fearless, making you a perfect superhero! Grab that cape and suit up as a well-known hero, or one of your own creation! 

Taurus

Onesie 

If there’s one thing you love, it’s being comfortable. This year, I think you’ll grab a onesie and call it a costume. You could be anything from a Pokémon to Jack Skellington, but no matter what, it’ll be cute and cozy.  

Gemini

Angel/Devil 

Kind of like a Sourpatch Kid, you have two sides: sweet and sour. Pick which one you want to be this Halloween and dress up. So, what will it be, horns or a halo? 

Cancer

Decades

I think if you were given the chance, you’d go back in time. So, this year, travel back in time with a decade-based costume! Get your poodle skirt or baggy jeans ready as you travel through time with your costume. 

Leo

Cheerleader

You tend to be more enthusiastic, which is why I think you should dress up as a cheerleader. Pick your team colors and grab some pom poms! Or you can do a take on your favorite cheerleading teams’ uniform.  

Virgo

Animal

You’re an Earth sign, making you close to nature, meaning maybe you’re an animal lover? Why not be an animal this Halloween? There are endless options from a cat to a frog. Pick your favorite and do your take on a classic animal costume.  

Libra

Royalty 

You like all things elegant and magical, which is why you’d be perfect as royalty for Halloween. Whether you’re a prince or a queen, you’ll look amazing.  

Scorpio

Witch 

You already have some witchy energy in the way you dress, or maybe the crystals on your dresser. Why not dress it up a little and do a witch costume this year? Plus, Spirit has some really cute witch accessories, just saying! 

Sagittarius

Clown

You’re usually the funny friend, so I think you should really embrace that this year. Dress up as a clown! Do some fun makeup, get some colorful clothes and be your naturally silly self.  

Capricorn

Something in the workforce 

You can be pretty ambitious, dreaming big and all. I think you’ll dress for the job you want, but in a fun, Halloween-y way. You could be a racecar driver, nurse or even an astronaut!  

Aquarius

Zombie

I’ll be honest here; the dead might be easier to wake than you in the morning. Ok, maybe not, but I know many Aquariuses who are not morning people. Don’t bother brushing out that bedhead, and you can wear your most distressed (and comfy) clothes out to party. 

Pisces

Vampire 

You like to stay up late into the night, making you the perfect candidate for a vampire. Pop in some colored contacts and fangs and don your best gothic attire for the perfect costume.  

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