[SATIRE] Wee oo Wee oo Police Notters Alert NEW RULES
BRIAN CECALA Real Cop at SUNY Fredonia Listen up, chumps. The University Police are getting real tired of your S#@*. We heard the news that they’re closing down Tim Hortons on campus, and we’re FED UP. We gotta go to Starbucks to get donuts? NO WAY, JOSE. We’re not playing......