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Drunk freshman swears he’s ‘not that drunk’

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Special to The Lampoon   Some people just can’t hold their liquor — especially freshmen. Such was proven when a drunken freshman was arrested at the fountain by University Police last week. The freshman, who remains unidentified, was just returning from his first party. According to partygoers, he......
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Planned Parenthood funding reattributed to defense spending

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Reading Time: < 1 minutePHYLLIS T. CUPP Lampoonist   Much controversy has recently surrounded the decision to defund Planned Parenthood. The organization is well-known for its abortion services — though those services are only 3 percent of all that Planned Parenthood offers. Now that the almost $600 million organization has been defunded by the......
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A conversation with Steve Moses

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Reading Time: 8 minutesAMANDA DEDIE Assistant News Editor   News spread like wildfire when the news broke that Steve Moses, a senior from Gouverneur, New York majoring in music and audio engineering, would be a contestant in season 17 of the reality TV show “Big Brother.” While Steve had a rocky start, Fredonians......
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Biology professor shares thoughts on Daraprim

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCONNOR HOFFMAN Staff Writer   According to the Washington Post, Martin Shkreli, a 32-year-old hedge fund billionaire, became the recent target of enormous criticism. Shkreli achieved this when he decided to raise the price of Daraprim — a new drug his company Turing Pharmaceuticals had purchased — from $13.50 to......
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The nightmare on Trump Street Bloody Mary folklore also applicable to Donald Trump’s name

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Reading Time: 2 minutesDEVON HEADLEY Special to The Lampoon   There is a myth that dates all the way back to June 16, 2015. Many people are terrified of this tale — they wouldn’t dare say this man’s name because of the fear of being haunted by his ghastly hairpiece. This tale was......
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