Food

Paws for progress: HAIL! Fredonia Records hosts dog walk for autism research

Contributor to The LeaderApril 19, 2017

April 19, 2017

CAMRY DEAN Staff Writer April is National Autism Awareness Month, and this year, HAIL! Fredonia Records has planned its second annual event to benefit the Institute for Autism Research (IAR) at Canisius College. This Sunday, April 23, the on-campus record label is hosting a dog walk to raise......

Scallion

The Lampoon’s Guide to Surviving WWIII

Contributor to The LeaderApril 19, 2017

April 19, 2017

EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist As World War III (most likely) approaches, this list is the No. 1 survival guide you should have in your back pocket/fanny pack/weapon holster. You never know when you’re going to need a little help surviving the pre-apocalypse! Replace your......

Opinion

From the Desk Of Brooke Atkins, Social Media Manager

Contributor to The LeaderApril 19, 2017August 16, 2019

April 19, 2017August 16, 2019

From the Desk Of Brooke Atkins, Social Media Manager As my days at Fredonia dwindle down very quickly, I cannot help but look back on all the memories I have created here, and the person I have become, and the people I have met. Four......

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“Finals Week” changed to “Exam Week”

Contributor to The LeaderApril 12, 2017

April 12, 2017

EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist Fredonia’s decision to change “Dead Week” to “Study Weeks” caused a mild sensation on campus this past week. The name change apparently stemmed from a desire to take a negative connotation away from the week that takes place before Finals Week, a time that......

News

Students react to FSA cuts

Contributor to The LeaderApril 12, 2017

April 12, 2017

JORDAN PATTERSON News Editor At 5:03 p.m. on Friday night, Tim Hortons was filled with around 25 people. Some would sit and stay while some would scurry off. It would stay that way through the hour. Next year, of course, this won’t be possible. The 2017–2018 FSA Budget......

News

FSA budget requires cut hours, Tapingo no more

Contributor to The LeaderApril 5, 2017

April 5, 2017

JORDAN PATTERSON News Editor FSA’s 2017-2018 budget was passed last month, with some major changes coming to campus next year, including cut hours at dining halls and cafes and the loss of the Tapingo food ordering system. With the recent reduction to the cost of on-campus living by Residence......

Opinion

From the Desk Of Maddy Carroll, Design Editor

Contributor to The LeaderApril 5, 2017August 16, 2019

April 5, 2017August 16, 2019

From the ages of 9 to 19, I spent my summers on Conesus Lake at Camp Stella Maris. I am unabashedly a summer camp kid. I spent all year patiently waiting for the two glorious weeks I would spend at my favorite place on Earth. It’s no wonder kids love......

Opinion

From the Desk Of Jordan Patterson, News Editor: The remaining days

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 29, 2017August 18, 2019

March 29, 2017August 18, 2019

11 a.m. Sunday morning. The sun creeps in just a little. A pounding headache ensues. The initial thoughts are confusing, and the clothes are the same as last night. The bedroom smells of cheap drinks, and the living room isn’t any better. The coffee table is patterned with beer......

Scallion

NASA announces plans to convert flat earthers: Is Earth really round?

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 29, 2017

March 29, 2017

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist There are many things that are flat: a garlic and herb Triscuit cracker, a tabletop and a frat member’s head after his bro hits him with a sledgehammer during a 5-day bender. Now, according to top science officials including Shaquille O’Neal, B.O.B.......

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Surreal Baldwin portrayal replaces surreal president at WHCD

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 8, 2017September 1, 2019

March 8, 2017September 1, 2019

EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist He’s back, folks! Alec Baldwin, the actor most notably known for his surreal portrayal of Donald Trump on “Saturday Night Live” (among other roles, but let’s be real, this is his best), is slated to replace Trump at the head of the White House Correspondents’......

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Paws for progress: HAIL! Fredonia Records hosts dog walk for autism research

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From the Desk Of Brooke Atkins, Social Media Manager

“Finals Week” changed to “Exam Week”

Students react to FSA cuts

FSA budget requires cut hours, Tapingo no more

From the Desk Of Maddy Carroll, Design Editor

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Surreal Baldwin portrayal replaces surreal president at WHCD