Food

Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderApril 17, 2016August 15, 2019

April 17, 2016August 15, 2019

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Aries It’s time to face the cold, dark truth: Winter is never-ending. Summer will never come. It is the winter of your life, so bundle up and shut up about the sun. Taurus Buy yourself some dog food air fresheners for your car for......

News

The new 17-meals-per-week plan FSA to offer lower point plans with more meals

Contributor to The LeaderApril 7, 2016

April 7, 2016

CONNOR HOFFMAN Assistant News Editor The Faculty Student Association (FSA) has decided to make several changes to student meal plans for next year in order to deal with inflation and decreasing enrollment. Darin Schulz, the executive director of FSA, explained that FSA’s financial situation this has had an effect on......

Opinion

Editorial: The modern April Fools’ Day

Contributor to The LeaderApril 7, 2016

April 7, 2016

The origin of April Fools’ Day remains up to debate. Did it originate in England in 1700? Is it as ancient as the Roman Empire? Maybe it’s a French thing. But one thing is for certain: Humanity has had hundreds of years to practice, and perfect, the art of pranking.......

Scallion

Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderApril 1, 2016August 15, 2019

April 1, 2016August 15, 2019

Aries Midterms got you down? That’s alright. At least you don’t have to worry about disappointing your parents; they’ve been disappointed for a while. Taurus You may get catcalled on your way home from Fred Mart. Lunge at your assailants with the full fury of the heavens. ......

Scallion

Web Exclusive: Patty’s Day changes its vibe Greenery and leprechauns bid adieu

Contributor to The LeaderApril 1, 2016August 25, 2019

April 1, 2016August 25, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Lampoon St. Patty’s Day once was a holiday you could share with your family and, more importantly, your boys. The joyous experience celebrating all things green and Irish came crashing down before everyone’s drunken eyes. This year, the United Association Holiday Organization or (U-A-HO) decided they......

Scallion

Freshmenitis Warm weather causes freshmen to forget they have three years to go

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 21, 2016September 2, 2019

March 21, 2016September 2, 2019

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor ‘Tis the season for dad bods and a plummeting GPA. With spring break only days away, midterms and stress have become more common than usual. While this is no surprise, what is a new shocker is that some students are nowhere to be......

Scallion

Health benefits of electing donald trump

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 10, 2016September 9, 2019

March 10, 2016September 9, 2019

G. RAVIOLI Special to the Trumpoon From nervous anticipation to promising excitement, the Super Tuesday turnout revealed just what we’ve been hoping for — Donald J. Trump is leading the way for the Republican presidential candidacy. There have been uncertainties as to whether or not Trump’s gripping campaign......

News

The rise, then fall, then rise again of Tapingo delivery: Couriers hired back the day after they were fired

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 3, 2016

March 3, 2016

COLIN PERRY News Editor Last Friday, students who worked for Tapingo as couriers received a surprising message from their managers: The delivery service would be ending in just two days, and their jobs would go along with it. The online food ordering app was......

News

Web Exclusive: Twelve fire alarms in two months from food and malfunctions

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 3, 2016

March 3, 2016

CHARLES PRITCHARD Staff Writer At approximately 3 a.m., students living in the Andrews Complex on Feb. 21 were rudely awakened to the noise of the fire alarm going off. Half-dressed students carrying blankets and bags under their eyes poured out of Hendrix, Hemingway, Schulz and Igoe Hall while the......

Scallion

You might be a Hitler How to know if you are der Führer

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

March 1, 2016

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Attention Fredonians: There may be a few Hitlers that walk amongst you. Social scientists claim that everyone makes eye contact with at least three Hitlers per year. However, if you go to school at Fredonia, that number may be a little higher. What causes......

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Horoscopes

The new 17-meals-per-week plan FSA to offer lower point plans with more meals

Editorial: The modern April Fools’ Day

Horoscopes

Web Exclusive: Patty’s Day changes its vibe Greenery and leprechauns bid adieu

Freshmenitis Warm weather causes freshmen to forget they have three years to go

Health benefits of electing donald trump

The rise, then fall, then rise again of Tapingo delivery: Couriers hired back the day after they were fired

Web Exclusive: Twelve fire alarms in two months from food and malfunctions

You might be a Hitler How to know if you are der Führer