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Cranston now offers choke-free food

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 21, 2016

September 21, 2016

TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor After a wild week of students choking left and right, Cranston Marche is now scrapping its entire menu and replacing it with food you can’t choke on, even if you tried. The change became official when, surprise, another student choked on the food in Cranston.......

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New library printers lead to robot uprising

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 14, 2016

September 14, 2016

V. RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist As is well known to all Fredonia students, the world this past year has been nothing short of a calamity — one disaster after another without any foreseeable sign of resolution. With no hope left for humanity, the long-mocked prophecy of sci-fi writers throughout......

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“Trash statue” stolen and recycled at Tops

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 2, 2016

September 2, 2016

V. RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist Throughout SUNY Fredonia’s history, money and budget cuts have been a constant source of contention. With the new school year in full swing, Fredonia’s school administrators are right back to agonizing over whether funding should go towards campus employee wages or better things like the......

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Centre Pointe back open for business

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 2, 2016

September 2, 2016

JAMES LILLIN Staff Writer The dining area at Centre Pointe was closed on Thursday Aug. 25, due to unexpected plumbing complication. FSA Executive Director Darin Schulz said, “The plumbers worked on it Thursday afternoon and we believed it was cleared and we reopened. However, it was only partially clear and......

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The new 17-meals-per-week plan FSA to offer lower point plans with more meals

Contributor to The LeaderApril 7, 2016

April 7, 2016

CONNOR HOFFMAN Assistant News Editor The Faculty Student Association (FSA) has decided to make several changes to student meal plans for next year in order to deal with inflation and decreasing enrollment. Darin Schulz, the executive director of FSA, explained that FSA’s financial situation this has had an effect on......

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What happens to those left on campus during break?

Contributor to The LeaderApril 1, 2016

April 1, 2016

G. Ravioli Staff Lampoonist As students flocked back to campus after their long-awaited Spring Break, they were left dumbfounded by what greeted them. As some of the quad-dwelling students were heading back to their dorms, they heard a strange chant coming from nearby — almost like that of......

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The rise, then fall, then rise again of Tapingo delivery: Couriers hired back the day after they were fired

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 3, 2016

March 3, 2016

COLIN PERRY News Editor Last Friday, students who worked for Tapingo as couriers received a surprising message from their managers: The delivery service would be ending in just two days, and their jobs would go along with it. The online food ordering app was......

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FSA: the pioneers of the meatball sub

Contributor to The LeaderMarch 1, 2016

March 1, 2016

HARPER FISCHER Special to the Lampoon The Faculty Student Association recently introduced the revolutionary meatball sub to the Centre Point menu. Never seen before on any menu here on campus, students lined up at the cash register, instead of the ever-popular sub line, to order this brand new......

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Minimum wage increases, and will keep increasing Work Study students to get $15 an hour by 2021

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2016

February 18, 2016

CONNOR HOFFMAN Staff Writer It looks like SUNY has beaten Sen. Bernie Sanders to the punch, and the SUNY Board of Trustees passed a resolution calling to raise wages for SUNY employees. This resolution took effect on January 28, and resulted in the first of many wage increases......

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Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2016August 15, 2019

February 18, 2016August 15, 2019

EMMO Staff Lampoonist March 21 – April 19 You will be very strong and confident this week, like Cam Newton. Unfortunately, the world is Von Miller. It will break you physically and emotionally. You will cry. April 20 – May 20 You will smash your head against your desk......

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Centre Pointe back open for business

The new 17-meals-per-week plan FSA to offer lower point plans with more meals

What happens to those left on campus during break?

The rise, then fall, then rise again of Tapingo delivery: Couriers hired back the day after they were fired

FSA: the pioneers of the meatball sub

Minimum wage increases, and will keep increasing Work Study students to get $15 an hour by 2021

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