Health

Bad midterm grades create need for support pets

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 20, 2015

October 20, 2015

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Midterm grades will be released this Thursday, Oct. 22, and, as a result, the Fredonia campus is predicted to be in a state of pure misery, disbelief and anxiety. There have been several reports of students sitting in the fetal position in the corners of......

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Fredonia plague has left campus in a state of panic

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2015

October 13, 2015

MISSY FEOLA Staff Lampoonist Most of you have heard about the recent outbreak of the Fredonia plague and have been doing everything you can to not get it. Many students have even dropped out of college due to fear of catching this venomous plague. If you are lucky enough,......

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Same sex marriage destroys sanctity of marriage Gay couples challenge ideas of unhappiness

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2015August 25, 2019

October 13, 2015August 25, 2019

RILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor We were all warned about how gay marriage would ruin marriage for the normal people. After Obergefell v. Hodges, the landmark court case that ensured gay marriage would be legal in all 50 states, lives of straight Americans have been ultimately uprooted. The traditional rule......

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Drastic price hike comes at drastic cost Martin Shkreli gets financial AIDS

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 6, 2015

October 6, 2015

RILEY STRAW Lampoon Editor According to BBC, Martin Shkreli is “the most hated man in America” after he raised the price on Daraprim, a medication used to treat those with weakened immune systems. After he raised the price from $13.50 to $750 per pill, Shkreli faces some unforeseen consequences.......

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Fredonia’s Horoscopes

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 29, 2015

September 29, 2015

MISSY FEOLA Special to The Lampoon Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20) Do you feel like you’re being watched lately? Well, it’s because you are. You are currently starring in a spontaneous episode of Big Brother. SURPRISE! Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19) What’s that smell? Oh, that’s just......

News

Biology professor shares thoughts on Daraprim

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 29, 2015

September 29, 2015

CONNOR HOFFMAN Staff Writer According to the Washington Post, Martin Shkreli, a 32-year-old hedge fund billionaire, became the recent target of enormous criticism. Shkreli achieved this when he decided to raise the price of Daraprim — a new drug his company Turing Pharmaceuticals had purchased — from $13.50 to......

Opinion

Editorial: Planned Parenthood isn’t good or bad — it’s necessary

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 29, 2015

September 29, 2015

An article we printed in the Lampoon section this week about Planned Parenthood really got The Leader staff talking. While not all of us are super knowledgeable about the politics and the fiscal numbers, the entire staff is knowledgeable about what it’s like to be college-aged and to want to......

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Rural Glossary: Fredonia’s version of ‘Urban Dictionary’

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 25, 2015August 18, 2019

September 25, 2015August 18, 2019

THE FEVER Special to The Lampoon Since people are often unsure of how to define certain places around campus, here’s a nifty little dictionary to help when someone asks you “What’s that?” Cranston Marche: In the upper level of the University Commons, this all-you-can-eat buffet serves breakfast, lunch......

News

Scientist impressed with College Lodge forest

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 17, 2015

September 17, 2015

COLIN PERRY Staff Writer Many students know about the College Lodge, just a few miles away from campus, but most of them would never guess just how valuable the forest surrounding it is. This is what brought Joan Maloof to Fredonia last week to call for its preservation. Maloof is......

Life & Arts

Fredonia students find comfort in relatable sandwiches

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 9, 2015

September 9, 2015

[metaslider id=2949] LINDSAY TOMAKA Special to The Leader The new Tim Hortons sandwich menu is like a typical college campus; many different sandwiches, all inhabiting the same menu. There have been mixed reviews from students across campus, so The Leader decided to have its own taste test. Sophomore business marketing......

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Bad midterm grades create need for support pets

Fredonia plague has left campus in a state of panic

Same sex marriage destroys sanctity of marriage Gay couples challenge ideas of unhappiness

Drastic price hike comes at drastic cost Martin Shkreli gets financial AIDS

Fredonia’s Horoscopes

Biology professor shares thoughts on Daraprim

Editorial: Planned Parenthood isn’t good or bad — it’s necessary

Rural Glossary: Fredonia’s version of ‘Urban Dictionary’

Scientist impressed with College Lodge forest

Fredonia students find comfort in relatable sandwiches