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Hillary Clinton

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Make America Bald-Win again: Trump gets dumped for ‘SNL’ caricature artist

Contributor to The Leader
EMMA PATTERSON Staff Lampoonist   It seems Hillary Clinton isn’t Donald Trump’s only competition this election season. After Alec Baldwin’s spot-on impersonation of the Republican Presidential nominee in the season 42 premiere of  “Saturday Night Live,” Trump supporters everywhere have abandoned their leader in favor of Baldwin’s “more bigly” version......
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Election 2016: Trump blows it bigly, disappears

Contributor to The Leader
D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist Not surprisingly, the first presidential debate of 2016 left most Americans in an uproar about the potential leader of the U.S. The situation became significantly more intense, however, when it was announced that Donald Trump had mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter, and that debate moderator Lester Holt......
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Opinion

Conservative Corner: Trump’s night of royal screw-ups

Contributor to The Leader
      CONNOR HOFFMAN Managing Editor The first presidential debate was held on Sept. 26, and Donald Trump was a complete and utter trainwreck the entire night. Honestly, there were so many instances that he could have come up with better replies to questions or retorts to Hillary Clinton’s......
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Trump’s tax returns recovered from Clinton’s deleted emails

Contributor to The Leader
ALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon Politics in many ways is like chess, and although this year’s political games constantly has the feel of a watered down form of checkers, there are still moves to be made. One strategical move was made last Monday during the presidential debate. This was......
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News

First debate watch party draws energized crowd

Contributor to The Leader
COLIN PERRY Editor in Chief   The All-In Challenge continued last night, as students, faculty and community members gathered in the Williams Center Multi-Purpose Room to watch the first televised debate between Democratic candidate for president Hillary Clinton and her Republican counterpart Donald Trump. While the free food and refreshments......
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Opinion

Conservative Corner: The death of transparency  

Contributor to The Leader
CONNOR HOFFMAN News Editor   Politicians have never been the most transparent people out there, but oh boy, do the two candidates we have running now seriously lack any kind of transparency. Hillary Clinton had the nerve to tell people that “I’m the most transparent public official in modern times”......
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Clinton collapses during 9/11 ceremony, patriotic Americans lose it

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  D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist   After Colin Kaepernick’s decision to kneel during the national anthem, there has been an uproar from the population of loyal Americans whining about what it means to be respectful and patriotic in their country. Fuel was only added to the fire after a video......
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Pummeled to the POTUS: Presidency will be determined through a tag team cage match

Contributor to The Leader
TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor   Get ready for the rumble of a lifetime folks, because “red state” will soon have a whole new meaning. World Wrestling Entertainment has announced that it has signed a contract to determine the next president of the United States. A new approach is being taken......
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ElectionSlam 2016: Presidency to be determined through tag-team cage match

Contributor to The Leader
TRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor   Get ready for the rumble of a lifetime folks, because “red state” will soon have a whole new meaning. World Wrestling Entertainment has announced that it has signed a contract to determine the next president of the United States. A new approach is being taken......
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Opinion

Conservative Corner: The shady history behind the Clinton Foundation

Contributor to The Leader
CONNOR HOFFMAN News Editor   The Clinton Foundation has been in the national headlines lately, and for good reason: this foundation reeks of corruption. The Foundation may have recently just announced that it would not accept foreign donations if Hillary Clinton is elected president, according to CNN, but it’s very......
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