March 6, 2026
Featured

5th Quarter Column: McDermott fired after latest playoff heartbreak

5th Quarter Column: Rocky road leads Bills to Denver

5th Quarter Column: California Dreamin’

Printing points introduced for students, staff

5th Quarter Column: Allen regains MVP form with six scores

Fredonia’s hockey recruiting extends across the nation, world

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What dessert should you bring to your fall…

The ultimate cran-baby tier list

A girlfriend’s guide to watching your partner play video games

Lovercolumn: Expressions of Love

The Leader

Horoscopes

HoroscopesScallion

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What dessert should you bring to your fall event?

Megan Kidby
Reading Time: 3 minutesIZZIE NOELLE  Dessert Connoisseur  Thanksgiving is fast approaching, which means most of us are heading home for the holiday.   OR maybe you have a Friendsgiving party or a potluck coming up.   You may begin to wonder about what to bring to your Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving or potluck, and the answer should......
Read more
HoroscopesScallion

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What basic costume will you wear on Halloween?

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesIZZIE NOELLE  Horror-scope Writer  HALLOWEEN IS APPROACHING! I am sooo beyond excited for Halloween and most importantly, excited to dress up. Now, I know that the horoscopes usually center around costumes, so I’m doing my take on that! I’m gonna tell you what basic costume I think you’ll wear for......
Read more
HoroscopesScallion

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Who is your horror slasher bestie?

Megan Kidby
Reading Time: 3 minutesIZZIE NOELLE  Horror-Scope Writer  It’s finally fall, y’all. The temperature is dropping, and it’s officially sweater weather. As the autumn breeze blows, I know a lot of people looove to watch horror movies. Me? I don’t watch horror movies. This is exactly why I’m perfectly qualified to tell you which......
Read more
Scallion

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What will your sign do after graduation?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 3 minutesABIGAIL MILLER Editor-in-Chief, Graduating Senior As I near the end of my undergraduate career at SUNY Fredonia, I’m left looking back on the experiences here that have shaped me.  Positive and negative, the events I’ve endured here have made an impact on the person I am today in ways that......
Read more
Scallion

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What Leader executive board member are you?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 3 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, All-Knowing Zodiac Specialist  In all my days as The Leader’s resident zodiac expert (it’s only been a semester and a half), I’ve collected quite the knowledge on the traits of each horoscope sign.  And as The Leader’s Editor-in-Chief, I possess perhaps too much understanding of the ins......
Read more
Scallion

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What kind of onion is your sign?

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesJACE JACOBS Former Assistant Editor of The Scallion, Semi-Professional Onion Researcher Good morrow, my dearest Fredonians!  In the wise words of the greatest poet of our generation, guess who’s back, back, back, back again? (Spoiler alert: it’s me)  In honor of The Scallion takeover of The Leader (which I have......
Read more
Scallion

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which pop culture moment are you?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 4 minutesABIGAIL MILLER Editor-in-Chief, Boasting a 5-hour-a-day Average Screen Time With the Oscars right around the corner and the Grammys, Critics Choice Awards and BAFTAs taking place last month, there is seldom a time period as rich in notable celebrity moments as now.  Many say that the rise of the Internet......
Read more
Scallion

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: How did you spend your Valentine’s Day?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 4 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Hopeful Romantic  In my opinion, Valentine’s Day is the one holiday that is as universally hated as it is loved.  Those who do not have a romantic partner are left hating those who do and those who do are left too blissfully unaware of their surroundings to......
Read more
Scallion

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which New Year’s resolution is right for you?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 3 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Reluctant Gemini As we head into the second month of the new year, the resolutions that we were so sure we would stick to start to fade from memory.  The ball drop appears to have had the same effect as the neuralyzer in the “Men in Black”......
Read more

This website uses cookies to improve your experience. By clicking any link on this page, you are permitting us to set cookies. Accept Read More