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Horoscopes

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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What Leader executive board member are you?

Abbie Miller
ABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, All-Knowing Zodiac Specialist  In all my days as The Leader’s resident zodiac expert (it’s only been a semester and a half), I’ve collected quite the knowledge on the traits of each horoscope sign.  And as The Leader’s Editor-in-Chief, I possess perhaps too much understanding of the ins......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What kind of onion is your sign?

Contributor to The Leader
JACE JACOBS Former Assistant Editor of The Scallion, Semi-Professional Onion Researcher Good morrow, my dearest Fredonians!  In the wise words of the greatest poet of our generation, guess who’s back, back, back, back again? (Spoiler alert: it’s me)  In honor of The Scallion takeover of The Leader (which I have......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which pop culture moment are you?

Abbie Miller
ABIGAIL MILLER Editor-in-Chief, Boasting a 5-hour-a-day Average Screen Time With the Oscars right around the corner and the Grammys, Critics Choice Awards and BAFTAs taking place last month, there is seldom a time period as rich in notable celebrity moments as now.  Many say that the rise of the Internet......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: How did you spend your Valentine’s Day?

Abbie Miller
ABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Hopeful Romantic  In my opinion, Valentine’s Day is the one holiday that is as universally hated as it is loved.  Those who do not have a romantic partner are left hating those who do and those who do are left too blissfully unaware of their surroundings to......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which New Year’s resolution is right for you?

Abbie Miller
ABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Reluctant Gemini As we head into the second month of the new year, the resolutions that we were so sure we would stick to start to fade from memory.  The ball drop appears to have had the same effect as the neuralyzer in the “Men in Black”......
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Abbie’s Thanksgiving food tier list

Abbie Miller
ABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, Thanksgiving Food Connoisseur S-Tier Items Mac and cheese: Look at that picture and tell me your mouth didn’t just start watering. That’s right — you can’t. This may be a hot take, but I firmly believe that mac and cheese belongs on everyone’s Thanksgiving Day platter. It......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes and it’s the same but I’m an alum so it’s different 

Contributor to The Leader
JACE JACOBS Former Assistant Editor of The Scallion, “Adult” with a “Job” who “Has To Go To Work”  What’s up Fredonians? I bet you thought you had seen the last of me, with my incredibly well-crafted, tear-stained Letter from the Desk Of and my gorgeous final horoscopes.  WELL GUESS WHAT! ......
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