March 7, 2026
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Trump’s tax returns recovered from Clinton’s deleted emails

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Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon Politics in many ways is like chess, and although this year’s political games constantly has the feel of a watered down form of checkers, there are still moves to be made. One strategical move was made last Monday during the presidential debate. This was......
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Life & Arts

Preview: Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

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Reading Time: 2 minutesKRIS HARRIS Staff Writer   One can always expect to be entertained by watching the works of Tim Burton. Having such movies under his belt as “Edward Scissorhands” and “Beetlejuice,” the director is, somehow, always able mix gothic and avant-garde style with emotional and human stories that have been entertaining......
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Fredonia Radio Systems starts fundraiser to help former custodian Randy Goodemote

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Reading Time: 3 minutes  CONNOR HOFFMAN News Editor Fredonia Radio Systems (FRS) is hosting a fundraiser dedicated to raising money to help recently retired custodial worker Randy Goodemote fight cancer. FRS is selling special bracelets for $2 that say “Team Randy – We Have Your Back!” Goodemote was diagnosed with cancer last year......
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Clinton collapses during 9/11 ceremony, patriotic Americans lose it

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist   After Colin Kaepernick’s decision to kneel during the national anthem, there has been an uproar from the population of loyal Americans whining about what it means to be respectful and patriotic in their country. Fuel was only added to the fire after a video......
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Galaxy Note 7: The U.S. military’s perfect weapon

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Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist         Technological powerhouse and company-you-strongly-associate-with-child-labor Samsung has just released the Galaxy Note 7. The Note is a whopping five and some inches, but male customers insist it’s at least six. One haunting discovery concerning the phone is that it could explode into flames at any minute.......
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Life & Arts

Reporter’s Notebook: Talking with Rita Moreno

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Reading Time: 3 minutesLERON WELLINGTON Staff Writer   This past Friday, I was eating my lunch between classes when I received an email from a member of Rita Moreno’s management, Sean Katz. He messaged saying that the interview I requested could be a possibility. And that possibility would only be available that day,......
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Web Exclusive: Q&A with Michele Bernatz

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Reading Time: 6 minutesAs reported by The Leader last week, the Department of Visual Arts and New Media has welcomed a new chair this semester. Staff Writer James Lillin spoke to her about the future of the department, her Fredonia connections and more.   James Lillin (JL): What differentiates the Visual Arts and New......
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Record-breaking bee deaths leads to drop in Honey Nut Cheerio production

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Reading Time: 2 minutesV. RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist   Devastating news has been going around about the recent Zika spraying that inadvertently killed off millions of honeybees. What was intended to be a heroic effort toward the destruction of the Zika virus in the U.S. has tragically resulted in an unbelievable drop in honey......
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