March 7, 2026
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Web Exclusive: Patty’s Day changes its vibe Greenery and leprechauns bid adieu

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  PATRICK BENNETT Lampoon   St. Patty’s Day once was a holiday you could share with your family and, more importantly, your boys. The joyous experience celebrating all things green and Irish came crashing down before everyone’s drunken eyes. This year, the United Association Holiday Organization or (U-A-HO) decided they......
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Sharp shooting with Bernie Sanders uses NRA endorsement to build ‘trinkets’

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Reading Time: 3 minutesRavioli     Staff Lampoonist       A plot-twisting event leading up to the next presidential election was the recent Democratic debate where Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton were asked to discuss their views on gun control. Sanders remarked that holding gun manufacturers accountable for gun-related crimes essentially equates to claiming......
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Life & Arts

The passage of time in Dunkirk and Fredonia: Sala Wong and Peter Williams in, and outside, the gallery

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Reading Time: 3 minutes[metaslider id=5916] CLAIRE O’REILLY Special to The Leader Originally hailing from China and Canada respectively, artists Sala Wong and Peter Williams have brought a different sort of art experience to the Marion Art Gallery on campus this month. “They interact with their audiences,” said animation illustration major Katie McDonough. “They......
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Every great America needs great guns All the guns are belonging to Trump

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  JESSICA D’NONSENS Trumpoonist   HOUSTON — We have a problem in America: All of our guns are being taken. Where are they going? If future C.E.O. of America Donald Trump plays his cards right — which he will — they’ll all be going to him. A recent viral video......
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Life & Arts

Enter Bartlett, visit Wyoming ‘The Laramie Project: 10 Years Later’ transports audiences

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Reading Time: 3 minutesSHENECA SHARPE   Special to The Leader   “The Laramie Project: 10 Years Later” is about going back to Laramie, Wyoming, to talk to people who had connections with Matthew Shepard, who knew Matthew Shepard, or who even had connections to the murder. The play showed the difference between memories......
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Web Exclusive: ‘Right there the whole time’ Police take 12 hours to find murderer

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  TRAVIS LEFEVRE Assistant Lampoon Editor   Police are currently investigating the murder of Ray N. Carnation, who was found dead outside of the Williams Center last Friday. Police reports indicate finding the suspect, Jason Johnson, sitting on a bench next to Carnation 12 hours after the shooting. “We practically......
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Web Exclusive: Life and Death of Pablo Riot over new album causes worldwide environmental destruction

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Reading Time: 2 minutesRAVIOLI Special to the Lampoon    Kanye West’s new album, “The Life of Pablo” has created a whirlwind of commotion over the course of just a few weeks. Between being released to the public for just hours and West’s recent perplexing claim that the album will “never be for sale,”......
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Introducing Fredonia’s new mascot: Puppy Monkey Baby Blue Devil retires as per student request

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTHE FEVER Assistant Lampoonist   A puppy, a monkey and a baby walk into a room. This isn’t the beginning of a bad joke, either. For anyone who didn’t pay attention, there were two big takeaways from Super Bowl 50: One, the New England Patriots somehow cheated. Two, Puppy Monkey......
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