March 6, 2026
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It’s a “no way” for Jose: Trump puts the hurricane in timeout

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Reading Time: 2 minutesPATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist   The most decorated fight in United States history happened last week. It wasn’t the highly televised and clear cash grab that was the Mayweather-McGregor fight, but rather the fight between hurricane Irma and Jose. Jose ultimately lost the fight as brony and President Donald Trump......
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New head of NASA announces flat earth truther initiative

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Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Lampoonist   The fresh Trump appointee of the week is now headed over to see what he can do to the NASA program. Jim Birdenstine, an avid climate denier, has now taken the reigns, and he is turning this ship so far into a different direction that......
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Sports

Women’s soccer hoping for big things this year: With 11 freshmen, how will they achieve these aspirations?

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Reading Time: 2 minutesANDREW RICHARDSON Special to the leader   Calling this roster young is an understatement. Out of the 11 incoming freshmen, seven are expected to start for the Blue Devils this year. Sophomore public relations major Olivia Coccitto voiced her thoughts about whether any of these freshmen can come in and......
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Life & Arts

Sparking the much needed conversation: The Netflix original movie “To The Bone” sheds light on eating disorders

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Reading Time: 4 minutesAMBER MATTICE Managing Editor   Whenever a movie or tv show is made about something as sensitive as mental health disorders and struggles, there is a lot of apprehension surrounding it. There is concern for lack of sensitivity, empathy, truthfulness and potential glorification of things that are far less glamorous......
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Police Notter

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Reading Time: 2 minutesFORREST ECKERT and JACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon and Staff Lampoonist   Thursday, April 20, 2017 On Thursday night, a student was found wandering the road looking into holes. When questioned, the student responded that he was looking for pot.   Friday, April 21, 2017 A ballerina filed a......
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Sexual health advocates lecture on life with HIV

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Reading Time: 2 minutesLERON WELLINGTON Staff Writer   Sex. Health. Humor. These are the words that husband and wife Shawn Decker and Gwenn Barringer use to describe their popular YouTube channel, “ShawnandGwenn.” Together, they travel the U.S. sharing their story and talking about the possibilities of having a healthy relationship with HIV. Sponsored......
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Trump revealed as Russian nesting doll

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Reading Time: 2 minutes        ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Lampoonist   As of recently, it seems like news regarding the White House and President Donald Trump can not go on without also including his possible ties to Russia. This connection has been strengthened with the recent revelations that the FBI is investigating......
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