Interview

Will new management and fresh faces put the Sabres over the top?

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 20, 2017

September 20, 2017

DYLAN WEBB Special to the Leader As they have time and time again, Sabres fans are hoping that this will be the year it all comes together. Last year ended in a disappointing last place finish when many expected the season to be a step in the right direction.......

Scallion

It’s a “no way” for Jose: Trump puts the hurricane in timeout

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 13, 2017September 9, 2019

September 13, 2017September 9, 2019

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist The most decorated fight in United States history happened last week. It wasn’t the highly televised and clear cash grab that was the Mayweather-McGregor fight, but rather the fight between hurricane Irma and Jose. Jose ultimately lost the fight as brony and President Donald Trump......

Scallion

New head of NASA announces flat earth truther initiative

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 13, 2017August 25, 2019

September 13, 2017August 25, 2019

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Lampoonist The fresh Trump appointee of the week is now headed over to see what he can do to the NASA program. Jim Birdenstine, an avid climate denier, has now taken the reigns, and he is turning this ship so far into a different direction that......

Sports

Women’s soccer hoping for big things this year: With 11 freshmen, how will they achieve these aspirations?

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 12, 2017

September 12, 2017

ANDREW RICHARDSON Special to the leader Calling this roster young is an understatement. Out of the 11 incoming freshmen, seven are expected to start for the Blue Devils this year. Sophomore public relations major Olivia Coccitto voiced her thoughts about whether any of these freshmen can come in and......

Life & Arts

Sparking the much needed conversation: The Netflix original movie “To The Bone” sheds light on eating disorders

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 6, 2017

September 6, 2017

AMBER MATTICE Managing Editor Whenever a movie or tv show is made about something as sensitive as mental health disorders and struggles, there is a lot of apprehension surrounding it. There is concern for lack of sensitivity, empathy, truthfulness and potential glorification of things that are far less glamorous......

News

SUNY Appoints New Chancellor

Contributor to The LeaderMay 3, 2017

May 3, 2017

CONNOR HOFFMAN Managing Editor Last year, SUNY Chancellor Nancy Zimpher announced that she was resigning from the position. Last week, SUNY finished their nation-wide search for a new chancellor with the appointment of Kristina Johnson. “I’m very excited and grateful to be here and the opportunity to serve a system......

Scallion

United we stand, in Pepsi we trust: Supersoak that ho

Contributor to The LeaderApril 26, 2017

April 26, 2017

PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist In a surprising turn of events, the popular airline you associate with humiliating assault, United Airlines, has taken a tip from PepsiCo advertising in serving the cold drink to help eliminate onboard violence. United Airlines CEO Boris Dilitant had much to say about the......

Scallion

Police Notter

Contributor to The LeaderApril 26, 2017

April 26, 2017

FORREST ECKERT and JACLYN SPIEZIA Special to the Lampoon and Staff Lampoonist Thursday, April 20, 2017 On Thursday night, a student was found wandering the road looking into holes. When questioned, the student responded that he was looking for pot. Friday, April 21, 2017 A ballerina filed a......

Life & Arts

Sexual health advocates lecture on life with HIV

Contributor to The LeaderApril 19, 2017

April 19, 2017

LERON WELLINGTON Staff Writer Sex. Health. Humor. These are the words that husband and wife Shawn Decker and Gwenn Barringer use to describe their popular YouTube channel, “ShawnandGwenn.” Together, they travel the U.S. sharing their story and talking about the possibilities of having a healthy relationship with HIV. Sponsored......

Scallion

Trump revealed as Russian nesting doll

Contributor to The LeaderApril 19, 2017September 9, 2019

April 19, 2017September 9, 2019

ALBERTO GONZALEZ Staff Lampoonist As of recently, it seems like news regarding the White House and President Donald Trump can not go on without also including his possible ties to Russia. This connection has been strengthened with the recent revelations that the FBI is investigating......

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Will new management and fresh faces put the Sabres over the top?

It’s a “no way” for Jose: Trump puts the hurricane in timeout

New head of NASA announces flat earth truther initiative

Women’s soccer hoping for big things this year: With 11 freshmen, how will they achieve these aspirations?

Sparking the much needed conversation: The Netflix original movie “To The Bone” sheds light on eating disorders

SUNY Appoints New Chancellor

United we stand, in Pepsi we trust: Supersoak that ho

Police Notter

Sexual health advocates lecture on life with HIV

Trump revealed as Russian nesting doll