[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Life lessons from the signs
JACE JACOBS Assistant Editor of The Scallion, Senior! Graduating! Woohoo! My dearest Fredheads, I regret to inform you all that this will be the last time you’ll read my wonderful, beautiful, incredibly accurate, always hilarious horoscopes. Although I am overjoyed to be leaving America’s favorite dog food town, I am......