[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What kind of onion is your sign?
JACE JACOBS Former Assistant Editor of The Scallion, Semi-Professional Onion Researcher Good morrow, my dearest Fredonians! In the wise words of the greatest poet of our generation, guess who’s back, back, back, back again? (Spoiler alert: it’s me) In honor of The Scallion takeover of The Leader (which I have......