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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: Which pop culture moment are you?

Abbie Miller
ABIGAIL MILLER Editor-in-Chief, Boasting a 5-hour-a-day Average Screen Time With the Oscars right around the corner and the Grammys, Critics Choice Awards and BAFTAs taking place last month, there is seldom a time period as rich in notable celebrity moments as now.  Many say that the rise of the Internet......
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[SATIRE] The grave of the Pedro Pastall

Abigail Jacobson
ABIGAIL JACOBSON  Asst. News Editor  ATTENTION! I SAID ATTENTION! According to multiple sources across campus, the Pedro Pascal shrine, AKA the Pedro Pastall, has been reportedly taken down. By whom, you may ask? BY PEDRO PASCAL’S HATERS! Those scoundrels.  How dare they take down the shrine I go and pray......
Life & Arts

 The Pedro Pastall: The shrine of Pedro Pascal in Fenton Hall

Contributor to The Leader
ABIGAIL JACOBSON  Asst. News Editor  You’re on your way to Fenton Hall late in the evening for your last class of the day.  It’s cold and raining a little.  You push the door open and walk inside.  It’s completely empty and quiet except for the occasional pitter-patter of rain hitting......

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