[SATIRE] The grave of the Pedro Pastall
Reading Time: 2 minutesABIGAIL JACOBSON Asst. News Editor ATTENTION! I SAID ATTENTION! According to multiple sources across campus, the Pedro Pascal shrine, AKA the Pedro Pastall, has been reportedly taken down. By whom, you may ask? BY PEDRO PASCAL’S HATERS! Those scoundrels. How dare they take down the shrine I go and pray......