March 7, 2026
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The Leader

Politics

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Trump’s tax returns recovered from Clinton’s deleted emails

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon Politics in many ways is like chess, and although this year’s political games constantly has the feel of a watered down form of checkers, there are still moves to be made. One strategical move was made last Monday during the presidential debate. This was......
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Opinion

Campus View: Go visit Iceland

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Reading Time: 4 minutesCAMRY DEAN Staff Writer For the past two summers, I’ve been able to say that I’ve been in two places at one time. Literally. Last June, I traveled to England with Fredonia’s Literary London program. We visited the Royal Observatory in Greenwich, London, and I made it a goal to......
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Life & Arts

‘The most famous Fredonian’: Zweig celebration returns to campus

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesMOLLY VANDENBERG Special to The Leader Following the recent surge of interest in the Austrian Jewish author Stefan Zweig, the Zweig lecture series is returning to Fredonia this Fall. “Zweig at Fredonia 2016,” planned for Oct. 3–5, will feature some unique Zweig-related events on campus. This is the fourth time......
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News

Fredonia ALL IN Challenge seeks to get out the vote

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesJAMES LILLIN Staff Writer With the presidential election right around the corner, Fredonia has been searching for ways to drum up student involvement and, ultimately, to increase voter turnout come election day. One of the most recent signs of political apathy among Fredonia students was a campus report detailing the......
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Clinton collapses during 9/11 ceremony, patriotic Americans lose it

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Reading Time: 2 minutes  D. ZBORNAK Staff Lampoonist   After Colin Kaepernick’s decision to kneel during the national anthem, there has been an uproar from the population of loyal Americans whining about what it means to be respectful and patriotic in their country. Fuel was only added to the fire after a video......
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Record-breaking bee deaths leads to drop in Honey Nut Cheerio production

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Reading Time: 2 minutesV. RAVIOLI Staff Lampoonist   Devastating news has been going around about the recent Zika spraying that inadvertently killed off millions of honeybees. What was intended to be a heroic effort toward the destruction of the Zika virus in the U.S. has tragically resulted in an unbelievable drop in honey......
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Opinion

Conservative Corner: The shady history behind the Clinton Foundation

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Reading Time: 3 minutesCONNOR HOFFMAN News Editor   The Clinton Foundation has been in the national headlines lately, and for good reason: this foundation reeks of corruption. The Foundation may have recently just announced that it would not accept foreign donations if Hillary Clinton is elected president, according to CNN, but it’s very......
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Faster than the speed of blame: Usain Bolt is faster than your partner’s assumptions, new study suggests

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Reading Time: 2 minutesTRAVIS LEFEVRE Lampoon Editor   Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt has once again wiped the competition, earning three gold medals during the 2016 Olympics. He is so fast that a recent study done by Yale University determined that Bolt is faster than the assumptions made by your partner, or the same......
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News

Conservative Corner: searching for the perfect VP

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesCONNOR HOFFMAN Assistant News Editor   After the last few primaries, the focus of the election has shifted to the general election. Who the nominees will pick as their running mates has been a hotly contested issue in the media lately. This election will be a very close one, and......
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