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Missiles leak out of North Korea’s arsenal: The harder you hop the farther it goes

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 22, 2017

February 22, 2017

Reading Time: 3 minutes PATRICK BENNETT Staff Lampoonist This past week, news is more depressing than the traditional brutalist architecture on campus leaked out over the internet: North Korea has missiles. However, these missiles aren’t harmful in the slightest. They can actually be used for wildly entertaining purposes. In a chilling call......

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18 Fredonians journey to Super Bowl LI

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 15, 2017

February 15, 2017

Reading Time: 2 minutes AVRIL KING Social Media Asst. 113.7 million people. According to FOX Sports, this is how many people nationwide viewed Super Bowl LI. And as the highest-rated broadcast of the year, who wouldn’t want to catch a part of the action? Lucky for 18 Fredonians, they were able to......

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The Good, the Bad, and the Cully: The improbable way John Cullen found his way to Fredonia

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 8, 2017

February 8, 2017

Reading Time: 8 minutes[metaslider id=8181] CURTIS HENRY Sports Editor “Yeah, the [NHL] lockout really couldn’t have f***ed me any worse.” Blunt and explicit. Those are the only ways that John Cullen knows how to go about things. These are exactly the words that he used to describe the 2012 NHL lockout that essentially......

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Analysis: Can the spread offense work in the pros?

Contributor to The LeaderDecember 1, 2016

December 1, 2016

Reading Time: 4 minutes QUINTIN JAMES Staff Writer Football is a constantly changing game, especially at its highest level: the NFL. One of the ways the NFL is changing is the speed of the game and the importance of having a quarterback. A newer style of offense has recently taken the NFL by......

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Variety of athletes support Trump, Clinton

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2016August 16, 2019

November 3, 2016August 16, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutes CURTIS HENRY Sports Editor It has been an election year unlike any other. With all of the hot-button issues that America has to disagree on, the chaos of this election seems to be the one thing that everyone can agree with. The world of sports has not been exempt......

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The Sports Fanatic’s Guide to the Election

Contributor to The LeaderNovember 3, 2016August 16, 2019

November 3, 2016August 16, 2019

Reading Time: 3 minutes COLIN PERRY Editor in Chief Writing in the Chicago Tribune earlier this year, Leonid Bershidksy claimed that the U.S. elections have become a sport. Americans divide themselves by team and spend month after month rooting for their pick. We eat up statistics every day and play armchair campaign manager......

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Bills Update: Team fails to squish the fish

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 27, 2016

October 27, 2016

Reading Time: 3 minutesCurtis Henry Sports Editor The sky is falling right back down to Earth in Buffalo. The first four-game win streak that the Bills have had in nearly a decade was snapped on Sunday afternoon in a loss to the Miami Dolphins. The final score was 28-25, although the game flow......

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Bills Update: No Dareus, no Watkins, no problem: Bills win third straight game in Los Angeles

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 13, 2016September 1, 2019

October 13, 2016September 1, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesCURTIS HENRY Sports Editor Only three weeks removed from being on the hot seat, Rex Ryan is fast becoming one of the mid-season favorites to win the NFL’s coach of the year award. This may be a slight exaggeration, given the fickle nature of football and how many games......

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Buffalo Update: No one knows who the Bills really are

Contributor to The LeaderOctober 6, 2016

October 6, 2016

Reading Time: 2 minutesCURTIS HENRY Sports Editor Two weeks ago, the sky was falling in Buffalo. The Bills were 0-2 heading into two of the toughest games on the schedule, hanging their heads on two less-than-stellar performances in games they probably should have won. The issue is that, regardless of what’s on......

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Skittles deemed dangerous by government

Contributor to The LeaderSeptember 28, 2016August 25, 2019

September 28, 2016August 25, 2019

Reading Time: 2 minutesALBERTO GONZALEZ Special to the Lampoon In an ever-changing political landscape in the United States, our country has decided the best course of action is to take one more unified step toward what can only be described as “so safe it hurts.” No longer are the days of living life......

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