March 6, 2026
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[SCALLION] From the “Sitdown” desk: My time in student media

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 5 minutesBROCK PAPKE  Special to The Leader It’s 2:55 a.m. I just dropped the penultimate episode of my show, “A Sitdown With Brock,” and I’m lying here on one of the old couches at the TV station’s green room, phone in hand, completely wiped — but still typing.  That weird mix......
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[SCALLION] There is no Class of 2029

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMORGAN BROWN Asst. Business Manager It has come to the attention of our writing staff that Fredonia has ceased to source any students for the upcoming 2025-2026 academic year.  May 1, known nationwide as Decision Day, will be a special occasion for us — we’ll be celebrating our first clean......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What will your sign do after graduation?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 3 minutesABIGAIL MILLER Editor-in-Chief, Graduating Senior As I near the end of my undergraduate career at SUNY Fredonia, I’m left looking back on the experiences here that have shaped me.  Positive and negative, the events I’ve endured here have made an impact on the person I am today in ways that......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What Leader executive board member are you?

Abbie Miller
Reading Time: 3 minutesABBIE MILLER  Editor-in-Chief, All-Knowing Zodiac Specialist  In all my days as The Leader’s resident zodiac expert (it’s only been a semester and a half), I’ve collected quite the knowledge on the traits of each horoscope sign.  And as The Leader’s Editor-in-Chief, I possess perhaps too much understanding of the ins......
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[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What kind of onion is your sign?

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesJACE JACOBS Former Assistant Editor of The Scallion, Semi-Professional Onion Researcher Good morrow, my dearest Fredonians!  In the wise words of the greatest poet of our generation, guess who’s back, back, back, back again? (Spoiler alert: it’s me)  In honor of The Scallion takeover of The Leader (which I have......
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[SCALLION/NEWS] Campus bus leaves students traumatized

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 3 minutesALEX BUCKNAM  Asst. News Editor  The Fredonia campus bus has officially left four students traumatized during their nightly travels.  Since the creation of the Campus and Community Bus in 1973, there have always been stories of students being forgotten at places.  But no stories could prepare four students for what......
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[SATIRE/NEWS] Police Notters

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesUNIVERSITY POLICE DEPARTMENT SUNY Fredonia The Police Notters, run and shared with The Leader by the University Police Department (UPD), aims to provide information to students, faculty and the community at and around SUNY Fredonia. All information provided is not true and is satire. The Police Notters will not continue......
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[SCALLION/SPORTS] Volz enlisted to help suffering Sabres

Matt Volz
Reading Time: 4 minutesMATT VOLZ Sports Editor, New Sabres General Manager/Owner The Buffalo Sabres are going through it. They’re about to miss the playoffs for the 14th season in a row, extending their record-long drought. They’ve tried everything from different coaches to different general managers and players, but none of it has worked.......
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[SCALLION/NEWS] All hail the new era: The Scallion has taken over

Contributor to The Leader
Reading Time: 2 minutesMEGAN KIDBY Supreme Ruler of the Editorial Board It is with great pleasure (for me) and mild concern (for everyone else) that I announce my ascension to the role of Editor-in-Chief.  Yes, you read that correctly.  After years of being confined to the dark, joke-filled corner of The Leader as......
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