Small Business Revolution

A letter from Joseph Marciniak, Scallion Editor

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 18, 2020February 18, 2020

February 18, 2020February 18, 2020

Reading Time: 2 minutesThe Scallion has been providing fine satiric news to the student body and general public for years. Our goal has always and will always be the same: to take a step back and laugh. We are not a real news section. Let me be clear on this: no matter how......

Scallion

Fredonia disqualified from ‘Small Business Revolution’

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 11, 2020February 19, 2020

February 11, 2020February 19, 2020

Reading Time: 2 minutesDOM MAGISTRO Staff Scallywag [That’s Staff Scallywag as in staff satirist. We made this story up, OK. That’s what satirists do. This is a humor section. So stop calling us, already!] [UPDATE: A letter from Joseph Marciniak, Scallion Editor] That’s right, you heard it here first, folks. The Village of......

News

Fredonia to be featured on ‘Small Business Revolution’

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 4, 2020February 12, 2020

February 4, 2020February 12, 2020

Reading Time: < 1 minuteCHRISTINE WHITECAR Special to The Leader Our small town of Fredonia received some big news Tuesday night at the Fredonia Opera House, as Small Business Revolution co-host Amanda Brinkman took to the stage to announce our town’s victory in the Small Business Revolution Contest. Each day for a total of......

Scallion

$1.6 billion corporation is coming to Fredonia to inject their pocket change and show our puny businesses how its done

Contributor to The LeaderFebruary 4, 2020February 12, 2020

February 4, 2020February 12, 2020

Reading Time: 2 minutesJOSEPH MARCINIAK Editor of the Scallion Fredonia’s small businesses are beaming after the news that this small town has won the “Small Business Revolution.” The $1.6 billion corporation “Deluxe” specializes in revitalizing small businesses and ensuring they succeed throughout the future. And let me be the first to say, thank......

5th Quarter Column: McDermott fired after latest playoff heartbreak

5th Quarter Column: Rocky road leads Bills to Denver

5th Quarter Column: California Dreamin’

Printing points introduced for students, staff

5th Quarter Column: Allen regains MVP form with six scores

Fredonia’s hockey recruiting extends across the nation, world

[SATIRE] Horoscopes: What dessert should you bring to your fall…

The ultimate cran-baby tier list

A girlfriend’s guide to watching your partner play video games

Lovercolumn: Expressions of Love

Small Business Revolution

Fredonia disqualified from ‘Small Business Revolution’

Fredonia to be featured on ‘Small Business Revolution’

$1.6 billion corporation is coming to Fredonia to inject their pocket change and show our puny businesses how its done