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TYLER PACOS
Sports Editor
The entire NFL community is most likely aware by now that Las Vegas oddsmakers have the Buffalo Bills as the official projected 2023 Super Bowl champions, yet we still have literal nobodies sitting in front of a camera every game day saying the Bills won’t even make the AFC championship game.
Please.
NBC had their anchors choose the outcome of the game prior to kickoff, just as every pre-game show does. All but two people choose the Rams to win.
Shoutout to Chris Simms and Rodney Harrison for having some … common sense, if you will.
Regardless of the remaining doubts, the Bills opened the NFL season in huge fashion on opening night. A rocky start to that game for sure, but even Cris Colinsworth could not prevail against the Bills and their respective mafia members.
It was like a fairytale in all honesty, except everything that happened was real. Von Miller sacked his former QB Matt Stafford two times.
Stefon Diggs ate “Allen Hater” Jalen Ramsey for dinner as he caught a 53 yard rocket for the final touchdown of the game.
Isaiah McKenzie scored the second touchdown of the game, but it wasn’t just any normal TD. After scoring, he ran to the camera and screamed “It’s a boy!” At first, no one was able to connect the dots, but then social media erupted as it was found that McKenzie had just done a live gender reveal for his sister and soon to be nephew. How awesome is that?
But that wasn’t even the best part of the game. Big dog Josh Allen scored an incredible third touchdown, making like Marvel’s ‘Hulk’ and bodying through the Rams defense as well as stiff-arming the helpless Rams defender Nick Scott into the ground, all in the same game!
In all honesty, how can you top that?
Fortunately for us Bills fans, we are only one week into the season. There is so much time left and Bills Mafia can not wait for the remainder of this season to be played as week one brought us so much excitement and joy.